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How Not to Get Distracted by the Horrifying Objects Behind Your Boss During This Zoom Call
If you’re lucky enough to work from home, then you might be unlucky enough to experience a Zoom call. The video conferencing site allows for virtual meetings, and also allows a glimpse into the home of your employer. Sometimes you’ll see some stuff in the background you just can’t not think about. To ensure you stay productive, here are some tips to not get distracted by the horrifying objects behind your boss.
Egads! Teens Are Smoking on the Train and You’re Not Going to Stop Them
Hey, tough guy, do you smell that? What’s that smell? Where’s that smokey, hot, in-your-face smog coming from? Oh, it’s coming from those guys two seats away from you. They’ve lit up cigarettes and they’re…
Blushing! St. Paul City Council Requires Mayors Named Melvin Work Shirtless
Last Thursday the Saint Paul City Council stunned and enthralled many citizens with an ordinance that would require all mayors named Melvin to work shirtless. The new law will take effect immediately, and, to the feigned surprise of the city council, will require mayor Melvin Carter to work without a shirt.
‘East African Food Sure is Weird’ Says Man Eating Spam
MINNEAPOLIS – Isaac Bowman and his friend, Fizum Ahmed, were attempting to enjoy take-out from…