Jay Kistler

Opinion: Haunted Basement Was Scarier When It Was Herbergers

The employees ranged from a woman with a literal bird for a face, a man dragging a crowbar around and periodically hitting the wall, and grown adults who dressed as children shouting at me to count to 60 in a dark room. Truly unprofessional. I went up to who looked like a manager, the tallest one there in red suspenders and dripping clown make-up playing an accordion with open wounds on his hands (live music, nice touch!) and demanded to know…