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Fun Summer Scavenger Hunt! Can you spot all the fascist propaganda posted around Minneapolis?
Who says a national descent into authoritarianism can’t be entertaining? The fun-loving (boot-licking) members at Center of the American Experiment have recently unveiled a series of billboards throughout the Minneapolis area that display harrowing, delightfully out-of-context news headlines that seek to reinforce public opinion that law enforcement is both necessary and absolute! But the question is: can you find them all?
Funeral Homes Bracing for Back-to-School Season
In the wake of Governor Walz’s school-reopening plans (or lack thereof), area funeral homes are prepping for the influx of business associated with COVID-related deaths, and adapting their services to cater to a younger clientele.
Twins Prepare for Annual Putzing Through Free Agency
When asked to comment, Twins General Manager Thad Levine was adamant to defend his strategy. “We got lucky this year, there’s no doubt about that. But maybe we didn’t? Maybe we do have the right players who just haven’t reached their prime? It’s impossible to tell.”
Class Hamster Figures Greg Will Be the One to Kill Him
“We’ve never really had a problem with students taking care of Ripley. Everyone is always excited at the opportunity,” stated Lockhardt, “But I caught Greg trying to poke Ripley with a toothpick on the first day of class, so I’ll be keeping an eye on him.”
Serfs Plan Uprising Against Iron-fisted Reign of Mars Cheese Castle
KENOSHA, WI — Political conflict between the serf population and acting monarchy of the Mars…
Dog With Social Anxiety Constantly Checking Phone at Dog Park
Original photo by Tony Webster
Wild Replace Bill Guerin With Emilio Estevez as General Manager
ST. PAUL — Just weeks after Bill Guerin was hired as the Wild’s General Manager…
Which Twin Cities Craft Beer Are You? Take This Quiz and Feel Something, Anything at All
Do you enjoy the finest in craft brews that the Twin Cities has to offer?…
Search Continues for T.C. Bear’s Thumb Following Fireworks Snafu
Photo by Mac H (media601)