Jill Karofsky Credits Election Win to Thousands of Now Hospitalized WI Voters
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Governor Walz Extends Winter Until July
In a further attempt to limit the spread of the coronavirus, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz issued a new executive order that moves the start of spring from April to July.
“While we understand that this may bring a lot of hardship, we know that once temperatures get above 50 degrees, Minnesotans mindlessly flock to the outdoors like moths to a flame” said the governor at a press conference.
“That’s why we’re reinstating the miserable, frigid conditions that make this state the 7th circle of hell for the better part of the year” Walz continued.
MN Republicans Criticize Walz’s Blatant Attempts to Save Lives
The day after Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced a stay-at-home order devised to slow the spread of COVID-19, members of the state’s Republican party are lambasting what they see as the Governor’s clear bias towards preserving human life.
“It’s just unconscionable” said Republican Senate Majority Leader Paul Gazelka, “Governor Walz is not even trying to hide his concern for the lives of Minnesotans. Time and again, he…
Jason Lewis Interrupts Funeral to Encourage Mourners to Eat at Denny’s
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Walz Orders Shut Down, Waits Three Seconds, Turns Back on Again
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Lake Street Kmart Closes, Endorses Biden
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‘The Important Thing is She Got Out Early’ Says Mondale
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America Amazed Midwestern Candidates Even Lasted this Long
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Amy Klobuchar Beats Expectations, Staff
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Wisconsin Institutes New Voter Marksmanship Test
MADISON – In a move to improve election security, Wisconsin will begin purging voters who…
Breaking: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Spotted in Alexandria, MN Making Her Website
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Hi, I’m Amy Klobuchar! These 10 Folksy On-Message Zingers Just Came to Me off the Cuff
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They say running for president is a marathon, not a sprint, but I’m so committed to not leaving the middle class behind that I’m just walking for President.
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Fighting Global Warming is no walk in the parka. But seriously folks, reducing emissions is one of my top priorities for carbon emitters and my husband on Taco Tuesday.
House Apparently Being Haunted by a Very Much Still Alive Erik Paulsen
After losing his congressional seat in the 2018 midterm elections bid to Dean Phillips, Minnesota’s 3rd Congressional district hasn’t seen much of Erik Paulsen. Well, consider them lucky, because one family in Eden Prairie says he has been haunting their home.
“At first it was scary because we actually thought he was a ghost” said homeowner Kelly “but then…