Spooky! Amy Klobuchar’s Halloween Costume Is of a Presidential Candidate
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Klobuchar’s Moderate Climate Plan To Only Cost 2 Trillion Dollars, 8 Million Species
Photo by Gage Skidmore Hoping to distinguish herself from more radical candidates like Sen. Bernie…
Blushing! St. Paul City Council Requires Mayors Named Melvin Work Shirtless
Last Thursday the Saint Paul City Council stunned and enthralled many citizens with an ordinance that would require all mayors named Melvin to work shirtless. The new law will take effect immediately, and, to the feigned surprise of the city council, will require mayor Melvin Carter to work without a shirt.
Everyone’s Worst Uncles Descend on Target Center
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Amy Klobuchar Shocked to Hear She’s Still Running for President
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Jason Lewis Workshops New Set of Offensive Statements for Senate Campaign
Shortly after announcing his intention to run for US Senate, former Minnesota Congressman, Jason Lewis…
Kris Lindahl Going Door to Door, Just in Case you Missed Him
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Walz to Consolidate MN’s 10,000 Lakes Into One Mega Lake
Photo by Lorie Shaull After a contentious meeting with the head of the Department of…
Damning Report Reveals Jacob Frey Only 3rd Sexiest Mayor in the Country
According to a recent study that has bewildered the Twin Cities, US News and World…
‘Amy Is A Great Boss!’ Says Klobuchar Assistant Shackled To Radiator For Totally Normal Reason
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Yet another Amy Klobuchar staffer has come forward to defend her amidst…
Mayor Melvin Carter’s Smile Used to Melt Hearts and Icy Roads
Photo by Lorie Shaull