Vikings Aim to Increase Viewer Interest By Introducing Adorable Six-Year-Old Teammate
EAGAN—At a press conference at the TCO Performance Center on Monday morning, the Minnesota Vikings…
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NFL: Daniel Carlson joins Blair Walsh, Gary Anderson in Vikings’ Hall of Kickers Who Can Go Fuck Themselves
After missing 3 field goals in Sunday’s tie versus the Green Bay Packers, 2 of…
NFL: Aaron Rodgers Uses Knee Injury to Remind Teammates He’s The Only One Who Fucking Matters
GREEN BAY – Following the Packers victory over the Chicago Bears Sunday night, quarterback Aaron…
MLB: Brewers Sell Out “Fairweather Fan Night”
The Milwaukee Brewers experienced record ticket sales at Miller Park last week for their “Fairweather…
NFL TRAINING CAMP: Zimmer, Vikings Devising New Ways to Fuck Everything Up
In a recent press conference, Vikings Head Coach Mike Zimmer told reporters about some of…
MLB: Twins Petition MLB to Add 5th Base
In a conference call with Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred and league executives, Twins…