Anoka Man Getting Pretty Good At Taco Bell App
ANOKA — Proudly noting that he’s only had the application for a month, Anoka resident…
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Lastest Mighty Act of God Pretty Fucking Inconvenient
Once again, God has shown Minnesota His awesome might with an unholy amount of snow….
Scott Jensen: I Don’t Want To Be Governor, I Just Want To Compare Things to the Holocaust
As I sit out on the deck of my home in Chaska, drinking herbal tea,…
Irate Scott Jensen Confuses Trick-or-Treaters With Furries
CHASKA — Several children left the Chaska Target in tears over the weekend as the…
‘I Can Handle One More’ Claims Local Mom Climbing on Twelfth Hayride of the Night
ANOKA — A 44 year-old teacher and mother of three attending a church fair Saturday…
Final Walz/Jensen Debate to Take Place in Mankato Hardee’s Drive-Thru
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Sick! Pervert Jack-O-Lantern Begging to Be Eaten by Squirrels
MINNEAPOLIS — A jack-o-lantern in South Minneapolis is almost too horny, neighbors claim, leading to…
Amid Housing Crisis, Renters Move Into Little Free Libraries
Facing the choice between astronomical housing prices and the slow, defeated march home to live…
Devastating: Cousin Finds Gold Egg With $50 And Spends It On TikToker Merch
The egg hunt was going great. Your family was vigorously sprinting and crawling around in…