Downtown Target Plaza Video Board Flashing the Word “Purge” for Some Reason
Original Photo By Iain MINNEAPOLIS — Downtown commuters are voicing concerns over the Target Plaza…
Paul Bunyan Is a Snack. There, I Said It
It’s time to face facts, we can’t go our whole lives with our heads in…
Loring Park Now 35% Goose Poop
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minneapolis Park & Recreations Board have released their findings from a month-long…
Retired Mechanical Bull From Cowboy Jack’s Starts Conservative Blog
After stepping down from a decades long career with the famous downtown Minneapolis bar, the…
4 Actions to Take Now That You’re the Asshole Stuck in the Middle of the Intersection
It’s rush hour in the city and everyone is anxious to get home. You’re in…
Aaron Rodgers Renegotiates Contract to Become Mayor of Green Bay
GREEN BAY — Seven time Pro Bowler and Super Bowl XLV MVP, Aaron Rodgers, has…
Ghost of Uptown Arby’s Haunts Moxy Hotel
Citing multiple incidents over the past year, management at the Moxy Hotel confirmed the ghost…
PED Test Administered to 6-Year-Old Arm Wrestler Following Match With Uncle Roy
Mankato — The US Anti-Doping Agency has ordered Brynlee Anderson, age six, to report for…