Uh Oh! The Andrews Sisters Have Challenged HAIM to a Duel from Beyond the Grave Again
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A Terrible Omen: Culver’s Frozen Custard Flavor of the Day Is “Just Vanilla”
Causing intense consternation and an overwhelming sense of unease deep in the pit of Midwesterners’…
Five Chaste Ways to Shoot Your Shot at Church Bae During This Year’s New Years Eve Service
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General Mills Reveals That They Accidentally Leaked Thousands Of Customers’ Addresses To The Cookie Crisp Wolf
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OPINION: St. Paul Public Schools Have NO Right To Tell My Daughter She Is Evil Simply Because She Is White (And Also Evil)
This is what the founding fathers warned us about. The sinister Marxist ideology of “critical…
Five Very Real Fish Facts To Help You Talk to Your Uncle This Holiday Season
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Nordly Staff Already Tired of Writing Jokes for Frey’s Second Term
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Edina Woman Confused Why the $75 She Spent on Feminist Tchotchkes at Patina Didn’t End Institutional Racism and Sexism
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Isanti Couple’s Wedding Announcement Almost Indistinguishable From Cabela’s Catalogue
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CDC Halts Use of Police Citing Major Health Risk to Black People
Citing recent findings that showed startling high rates of mortality linked with police, the Center…
Report: Distance Learning Could Be Depriving Fifth Graders Of Learning From A Kid Named Trevor That Sex Is When A Man Pees Into A Lady’s Butt
A startling new report from the Institute of Education Sciences has found that online schooling…