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Local Baseball Fan Disappointed New MLB Labor Agreement Doesn’t Prevent Twins From Playing

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Study: Ancient Markings Near Minnehaha Falls Suggest Humans Once Hunted 30 Foot Tall Penises

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MINNEAPOLIS — A new survey of rock art near Minnehaha Falls suggests that prehistoric humans…

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Walz Vows To Cancel Every Minnesotan’s Springsteen Concert Ticket Debt

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First Avenue Renounces Dave Chapelle With Venue Change, Free Publicity, Adding Two Additional Sold Out Shows

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Lake Bde Maka Ska Offers $35 to Rent a Canoe or $15 for the Memory To Be ‘Total Recalled’ Straight Into Your Mind

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As many Minneapolitans tackle their summer bucket lists, one popular activity is renting a canoe…

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MN Republicans Request That All Future Bills Have More Pictures

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The ghost that haunts the North Shore’s historic Split Rock Lighthouse has revealed that he’s…

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Amid Housing Crisis, Renters Move Into Little Free Libraries

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