Uh Oh! The Butterfly Statue in Stillwater Gained Sentience and Now It Has Flown off With All Our Sons!
STILLWATER — Oh great heavens, what terrible news! The darling little metal sculpture of a…
“The Sparky Show” Returns to Como After Star’s Hazelden Rehab for Sardine Addiction
ST. PAUL — The popular Sparky Show returned to The Como Zoo this week after…
Not Again: All 11,000 Runners in Duluth’s ‘Grandpa’s Marathon’ Have Stopped Running Ten Minutes in To Drink Black Coffee at a Hardee’s and Talk About Their Favorite Burt Lancaster Movies
Frustrating event organizers and fans alike, all 11,283 runners in Duluth’s annual “Grandpa’s Marathon” have…
Visit Paisley Park To Pay Tribute to the Man Who Who Wrote the Song Your Mom Probably Lost Her Virginity To
Paisley Park’s Celebration is back for the first time since the pandemic, which is a…
Douchey Edina Man Brings Cello to House Party
EDINA — A house party in Edina ground to a screeching halt when, entirely unprompted,…