Valley Fair to Debut ‘Paul Bunyan’s Rockin’ Divorce Hearing Timber Coaster’
SHAKOPEE — There’s a new ride coming to Valley Fair that’s guaranteed to combine the…
Minnesota Reveals It Is A Gemini Sun, Which Honestly Explains Everything
A collective sigh of relief was uttered when last Saturday, Minnesota revealed over brunch that…
3 Ways To Buy A House That Are All Just Pretending You’re White
Hey potential homeowneristas! Tired of logging in to Instagram every day to see yet another…
OPINION: If Jennifer Carnahan Can Vote To Give Herself A Severance, Then I Should Be Able to Steal the McFlurry Machine After Being Fired From The Shakopee McDonald’s
After GOP fundraiser Tony Lazarro was indicted on federal sex-trafficking charges earlier this month, Minnesota…
5 Back-To-School Outfits That You Can’t Stop Me From Wearing, Dad, I’m 15, That’s Practically An Adult
We all want to head back to class in style! Whether your school look is…
Awkward! Both Twins From ‘The Shining’ Are Running For MN GOP Chair
Both Alexie and Alexa Grady, the twin demonic specters that once haunted the Overlook Hotel,…
Campus Doomsday Preacher Rigorously Training For The Upcoming School Year
MINNEAPOLIS — The academic year has just begun for colleges and universities in the Twin…
Governor Walz Announces Findings that Line 3 is Actually “Good for Women” Somehow
ST. PAUL — In a surprise press conference yesterday, Governor Walz announced that despite the…
5 Patron Saints Performing At The 2021 Basilica Block Party
This year’s Basilica Block Party promises to be one of the best yet. Not only…
This Day In Minnesota History: The Minnesota 1st Infantry Regiment Celebrates Return From Gettysburg With Solemn Mini-Golf Round At Coon Rapids Lilli Putt
On today’s date in 1863, the surviving members of Minnesota’s famed 1st Volunteer Infantry Regiment,…