You Just Got Hunk’d: Paul Bunyan Officially Inaugurated Into Himbo Hall of Fame
Good news feels scarce lately for many Minnesotans in the midst of an extremely difficult…
Statewide Ban on Asking ‘How Are You?’ To Go Into Effect Friday at Midnight
SAINT PAUL — Governor Walz announced last evening that due to this unprecedented crisis, asking…
Man With Location-Enabled iPhone Worried About Microchipped Vaccine
WHITE BEAR LAKE — As people begin receiving the COVID-19 vaccines that will end the…
Walz Assures State That Safety Is Number One Priority During Construction of Giant Pollution Tube
ST PAUL — In a press conference earlier today, Governor Walz assured the public that…
Secret’s Out: Jacob Frey Confesses He Is Actually a Quarter-Zip Fleece Accidentally Brought to Life by a Witch
MINNEAPOLIS — Mayor Jacob Frey made a shocking confession at a surprise virtual press conference…
Minnetonka Resident with Indoor Pool Can’t Stand Being Cooped Up Anymore
TONKA BAY – After nine months of quarantines and lockdowns, COVID fatigue has finally reached…
Opinion: Why I’ve Given Up On Mainstream Media And Turned To This Bag Of Loose Teeth Instead
I used to be a person who turned to the mainstream giants in order to…
INTERNAL REPORT: Writing Jokes About A Failed Coup Harder Than Anticipated
THE NORDLY HEADQUARTERS — Despite clear warning signs from both President Trump and on right-wing…
Top 5 Local Winter Beers To Ralph All Over A Tesla In Loring Park
Let’s face it – most of us could use a drink right now. Between the…