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A Baffling Gesture: General Mills Just Replaced The Honey Nut Cheerios Bee With Crispus Attucks For The Entire Month Of February

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Huh. Not sure what they were thinking with this one. General Mills decided to celebrate…

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Minneapolis Officials Annoyed They Can’t Turn George Floyd Square Into Luxury Condos Without People Being Totally Uncool About It

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MINNEAPOLIS — Things are getting heated as local officials debate about the opening up of…

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Local Boy Wearing Basketball Shorts During Polar Vortex Must Be Some Kind of Crazy Tough Guy

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With the hope of increasing diversity, equity, and the eradication of all things racially unfair,…

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There’s Just No Way: This St. Paul House Listing Says One of Its Amenities is That Josh Hartnett Currently Lives There But You’ll Never Hear or See Him Because He’s Studying For A Role As A Tiny Aphid in “A Bug’s Life 2”

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Black Coffee and Waffle Bar Launches Month-Long ‘Black History Month’ Campaign, Celebrating Their History as the Premier Overpriced Waffle Merchant in Metro Area

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MINNEAPOLIS — This February, specialty coffee shop Black Coffee and Waffle Bar kicked off a…

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