Scott Jensen: I Don’t Want To Be Governor, I Just Want To Compare Things to the Holocaust
As I sit out on the deck of my home in Chaska, drinking herbal tea,…
Irate Scott Jensen Confuses Trick-or-Treaters With Furries
CHASKA — Several children left the Chaska Target in tears over the weekend as the…
‘I Can Handle One More’ Claims Local Mom Climbing on Twelfth Hayride of the Night
ANOKA — A 44 year-old teacher and mother of three attending a church fair Saturday…
Sick! Pervert Jack-O-Lantern Begging to Be Eaten by Squirrels
MINNEAPOLIS — A jack-o-lantern in South Minneapolis is almost too horny, neighbors claim, leading to…