Shy, Down to Earth Clock in Downtown Anoka Doesn’t Know How Pretty She Is
ANOKA — While downtown Anoka offers many lovely sites, there is one object that has…
4 Delicious New State Fair Foods That Prove God Is Dead
After a year off, millions of Minnesotans are craving fair food like never before. Thankfully,…
Land Of 10,000 Lakes Somehow Ashy As Fuck
Minnesota is known as the land of 10,000 lakes, where the winters are freezing and…
Meet The Small Team Of Trained Mercenaries In Charge Of Protecting The Uptown McDonalds
Are you a Twin Cities business owner who wants to keep their business safe but…
“Black Lives Matter Has Gone Too Far!” Says Uncle Who Refuses To Say Where He Was On January 6th
PRINCETON — While at a casual summer cookout with his extended family, Princeton uncle Greg…
Fuck It, We Can Say Whatever We Want: The Entire United States Synchronised Swimming Team Is From Thief River Falls And They Just Brought Home The Gold
Way to go, Minnesota! Both the United States Men’s and Women’s 2020 Olympics Artistic Swimming…
Tim Busse Animatronic Added To Nickelodeon Universe’s Hall Of Bloomington Mayors
BLOOMINGTON — An animatronic likeness of Bloomington mayor Tim Busse has finally been added to…
Minneapolis Police Officer Finds Peace, Tranquility In New Hobby Of Destroying Community Gardens
MINNEAPOLIS — Improving his overall wellbeing and inspiring coworkers with his newfound zest for life,…
Adult Child Of Divorce Still Vows To Go Through Annoying Emo Phase
As her parents’ divorce paperwork was being finalized last week, local woman Meghan Harstead publicly…
Woah: The Stone Arch Bridge Troll Has Gotten Absolutely JACKED During the Pandemic
MINNEAPOLIS — While some people have channeled their more ample free time into fitness during…