Lutheran Family Worried Adult Son Could Be Backsliding After He Left Raisins Out Of Potato Salad
HINCKLEY — A devoutly Lutheran family is concerned their adult son could be falling away…
Jacob Frey Spends All Day On Hold With South African Embassy Waiting To Ask If Chappie Is Real, If He Can Buy A Few
MINNEAPOLIS — After approximately five and a half hours of waiting, Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey…
Traveling Soon? Here Are 4 Tips for A Smooth Trip When It’s Your Turn to Fly the Spirit Airlines Plane
As domestic and international travel re-commences and flight prices slowly return to pre-pandemic levels, those…
MPD Officer Tuckered Out After a Long Day of Upholding White Supremacy
“Whew, now THAT was a day!” said MPD officer Melanie Schnellgruber, as she drops her…
Lake Minnetonka Super Excited To Make Rich People With Boats Sick Again This Summer
Minnetonka — With spring slowly coming to an end many in the land of 10,000…
REPORT: You’re Not Wrong for Always Choosing Killebrew Drive, Lindau Lane Has Phony Vibes and Weird Energy
BLOOMINGTON — Officials from Bloomington’s Department of Transportation have recently confirmed that Lindau Lane has…
Mall of America M&M Store Already Bans 17 Men for Being “Weird” About Green M&M Statue
Bloomington — While the opening of the M&M’s store at the Mall of America has…
Every Boyfriend In Minnesota Forlornly Stares Off Into Distance Wishing They Could Be Fancy Ray
Every single boyfriend across all 87 of Minnesota’s counties simultaneously stopped what they were doing…
Four Spring Salad Ideas that Will Give You the Cutest Little Colon
Hi cutie! We know that after months of quarantine your bod is probably looking to…
St. Cloud Anti-Masker Bummed He Never Went Viral For Shouting Slurs At Costco Employee
ST. CLOUD — Following the end of the statewide mask mandate, St. Cloud resident and…
Breaking: Old Friend From Church Is Posting About Cancel Culture Again
ROGERS — For what seems like the fiftieth time today, your old friend from church…
Frustrated Ghost Wondering How Many Cups A Guy’s Got To Knock Over To Be Featured In The Anoka Ghost Tour
ANOKA — A ghost haunting a house in Anoka is currently feeling unacknowledged and wondering…