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Area Gopher Sees Its Shadow, Signifying Six More Weeks of Freshman Breakup Season

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Metro Transit Planning Parade To Commemorate Sheriff Hutchinson’s DWI Crash

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Yes! Common Roots Cafe Owner’s Dissolution of Former Workers’ Union, Jobs Left No Carbon Footprint

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One of the Good Ones: Vadnais Heights Uncles Now Refers to Women as Girls Instead of Females

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Fox News: Minneapolis Murder Rate Climbed 18% Lower in 2022

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Jensen, Oz Open Private Quacktice

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Pathetic Satire Writers Ask You for Money

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Local Teens Can’t Wait To Take Shit Too Far at Valleyscare

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Local Woman Achieves Perfect Balance of Depression and Anxiety in Order to Deep Clean Apartment

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Finally Living up to Its Name: Midtown Global Market Just Opened a New Stall That Offers a Taste of Mole Man Cuisine From Deep Inside the Hollow Earth

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Midtown Global Market is at long last becoming truly global by adding a kiosk that…

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St. Paul Man Is Named Honorary Dad After Buying Groceries at Menards

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MPD Urges Public Not to Judge Them Based on Few Bad Apples Who Do What They’re Trained To Do

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Local Baseball Fan Disappointed New MLB Labor Agreement Doesn’t Prevent Twins From Playing

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Local Teens Can’t Wait To Take Shit Too Far at Valleyscare

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Study: Ancient Markings Near Minnehaha Falls Suggest Humans Once Hunted 30 Foot Tall Penises

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MINNEAPOLIS — A new survey of rock art near Minnehaha Falls suggests that prehistoric humans…

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Walz Vows To Cancel Every Minnesotan’s Springsteen Concert Ticket Debt

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Local Woman Achieves Perfect Balance of Depression and Anxiety in Order to Deep Clean Apartment

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I Lived It: My Friends Invited Me to Slack Line

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Gov. Waltz Officially Changes State Seal to “Dark Side of the Moon” Album Cover After Legalizing of THC Edibles

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First Avenue Renounces Dave Chapelle With Venue Change, Free Publicity, Adding Two Additional Sold Out Shows

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Lake Bde Maka Ska Offers $35 to Rent a Canoe or $15 for the Memory To Be ‘Total Recalled’ Straight Into Your Mind

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As many Minneapolitans tackle their summer bucket lists, one popular activity is renting a canoe…

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Local Goths Melting in Heat Wave Compromise and Start Wearing Grey

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Byron Buxton Honored To Be Chosen for All Star Game Injury

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Man Walks Superior Hiking Trail To Justify Buying 48-Pack of Chocolate Chip Clif Bars

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MN Republicans Request That All Future Bills Have More Pictures

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