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Secret’s Out: Jacob Frey Confesses He Is Actually a Quarter-Zip Fleece Accidentally Brought to Life by a Witch

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Minnetonka Resident with Indoor Pool Can’t Stand Being Cooped Up Anymore

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New Mypillow Fills Your Head With Alt-Right Conspiracy Theories as You Sleep

17 hours ago Kari McMartin
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Opinion: Why I’ve Given Up On Mainstream Media And Turned To This Bag Of Loose Teeth Instead

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Embarrassing: Rioter Wearing Body Armor Way Too Overdressed

2 days ago Kari McMartin
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Cornhole Tournament To Determine Who Gets First Dibs on COVID Vaccine

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Oh Shit! City Council Is Gonna Maybe Do the Thing They Said They Might Do Eventually

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‘A Second Lockdown Will Ruin My Social Life!’ Says Woman Who Is the Reason We Need a Second Lockdown

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Walz’s Covid Lockdown Measures Ensure Safety, You Won’t Run Into People From High School, Before Thanksgiving

2 months ago Morgan Gray
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Uh-Oh: Rudolph’s Check Engine Light Just Turned On

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Mayor Frey Visited by Three Mysterious Ghosts Who Tell Him to Cut the MPD Budget

1 month ago Georgia Bebler

MINNEAPOLIS —  Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey called an emergency press conference this morning to announce…

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Report: Compared To Everything Else Wisconsin Has Going On Raw Meat Sandwiches Kind Of Endearing

1 month ago Georgia Bebler

STEVENS POINT—  After a social media post from the Wisconsin Department of Health Services begging…

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Exasperated Department of Health Officials Begging Wisconsinites To Just Do The Opposite Of Whatever They’re Doing Right Now

1 month ago Tyler Martindale

Fed up Department of Health Services (DHS) Officials are urging Wisconsin residents to “Just stop…

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Five Watt Coffee to Release Edgier Take on Folgers’ Famous Brother and Sister Holiday Commercial

1 month ago Morgan Gray

There’s something creative brewing at Five Watt coffee that may shock some of their regulars….

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WEATHER REPORT: Oh God. Oh Please. No, Not Already, We’ve Been Through So Much

1 month ago Georgia Bebler
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Frost ME, Snowman! Six Minneapolis-St. Paul Snowpeople Who Could Honesty Get It

1 month ago Morgan Gray

Listen, we all need a little eye candy once in a while, right? A sweet…

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Millennial Not Sure It’s Responsible To Bring Snow Man Into World Right Now

1 month ago Tyler Martindale

DULUTH — With the catastrophic threat of climate change looming on the horizon, many Millennials…

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Dinkytown McDonald’s Closes Leaving Residents Only 202 Other Locations to Choose From

1 month ago Taylor Cisco
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Despicable Bigot Sitting At Computer Just Waiting For Ilhan Omar To Tweet ‘Merry Christmas’

1 month ago Tyler Martindale

ST CLOUD — Craig Whitman, 48, has been refreshing Ilhan Omar’s twitter page on his…

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Global Pandemic Will Not Stop New Brighton Uncle from Honoring Holiday Tradition of Sending That Grinch Farting in Yoga Class Video to Entire Family

1 month ago Morgan Gray

NEW BRIGHTON — As COVID infections are on the rise, many families’ holiday traditions are…

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Body Positive Uncle Brags About Time He Caught Average Sized Bass

1 month ago Tyler Martindale

PRINCETON — With family gatherings around the corner, avid fisherman, beloved uncle, and body positivity…

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St. Paul Bishop Announces One-Man Door-to-Door Hand Puppet Nativity Show

1 month ago Eleanor Sertich
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Family Christmas Tradition of Fixing Your Parents Wifi Put on Hold Due to Pandemic

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Minnesota Spoon Disappointed Chicago Bean Not Coming Home for Christmas

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Forest Horrified Young Sapling Sacrificed For Sick Human Ritual

1 month ago Denzel Belin

BIG LAKE — Earlier today, a community of coniferous trees in Sand Dunes State Park…

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Current COVID Restrictions to Cancel Wayzata’s 30th Annual Benefit for Salad Fork Awareness

1 month ago Morgan Gray

WAYZATA — Many residents are saddened but not surprised to learn that Wayzata’s Annual Benefit…

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Equality Win: This Teacher Found A Pixelated Menorah to Add to Google Classroom

1 month ago Liv Augusta

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