Sam L Landman
Metro Transit Proposes Beige Line to Get Poor Bastards Out of Lakeville
Plans to extend Red Line service from Lakeville to the Twin Cities has been canceled in favor of a newly announced Beige Line, which will begin one-way service out of the city of Lakeville beginning in spring 2021.
“Look, suburbs are breeding grounds for soulless McMansions,” said Metro spokesman Larry Deerdorfe during this week’s press conference. “And Lakeville is…
MOA Unveils Nickelodeon Multiverse
Just like the actual universe, Mall of America’s Nickelodeon Universe is doing a bit of expanding in the near future. Starting in the summer of 2020, it will morph to Nickelodeon Multiverse, bringing together every character that’s been created for the cable network since its inception back in 1977.
Opinion: Uptown’s Been Going Downhill Since Sox Appeal Closed
Back in the day, Uptown wasn’t some shopaholic’s wet dream. It wasn’t a mecca for lowlife corporations. It was an eclectic sideshow of freaky nutjobs. Punk rock attitude wrapped in a sexy burrito of anti-establishment. And the guac on that burrito? Sox Appeal.
Whether you loved Dilbert, Andalusian horses, Picasso’s Blue Period, or just wanted everyone to know that you were the undisputed “Duchess of Sassytown,” good luck finding a better way to…
MN Renaissance Festival Lost & Found Tent Overflowing with Jack Sparrow Beard Braids
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