Jacob Frey Excited To Post Juneteenth Tweet That No One Asked For
Minneapolis — Juneteenth, also known as Freedom Day, is a celebration of the emancipation of…
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Glow Up! This Sidewalk Is Now A Big Ass Hole!!
MINNEAPOLIS — Watch where you’re stepping cuz there’s a new big ass hole in town….
Nature Is Healing: White Dudes In Boat Shoes Are Returning to the Surly Taproom
ST. PAUL — As the world continues to struggle with the effects of climate change,…
Jacob Frey Spends All Day On Hold With South African Embassy Waiting To Ask If Chappie Is Real, If He Can Buy A Few
MINNEAPOLIS — After approximately five and a half hours of waiting, Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey…
MPD Officer Tuckered Out After a Long Day of Upholding White Supremacy
“Whew, now THAT was a day!” said MPD officer Melanie Schnellgruber, as she drops her…
REPORT: You’re Not Wrong for Always Choosing Killebrew Drive, Lindau Lane Has Phony Vibes and Weird Energy
BLOOMINGTON — Officials from Bloomington’s Department of Transportation have recently confirmed that Lindau Lane has…
Mall of America M&M Store Already Bans 17 Men for Being “Weird” About Green M&M Statue
Bloomington — While the opening of the M&M’s store at the Mall of America has…
MPD Adds Paid Administrative Leave to Job Duties
Following months of dialogue with community members, the Minneapolis Police Department announced today that it…
Loring Park Woman Would Give Up Every Lesson She’s Learned About Resiliency In The Last Year If She Could Be 3 Beers Deep At the 19 Bar
LORING PARK — As Minnesota crosses the threshold of four million COVID-19 vaccinations, many have…