3 Twin Cities Lakes We Love Even Though They Smell Like Butts
One of the benefits of living in the Land of 10,000 Lakes is the ability…
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Mayor Frey To Travel To France To See If They’re Still Giving Cities Giant Copper Statues Or If That Was Just A One Time Kind Of Thing
MINNEAPOLIS — Hoping to increase the city’s prestige and celebrate his own mayoral accomplishments in…
Despicable Anarchist Fixes Neighbor’s Fence In Exchange For Baked Goods
MINNEAPOLIS — In a move both alarming and deplorable, local anarchist Sage Beckett has repaired…
In Wake of Minneapolis Cancelling Fireworks Display, Travis From Otsego Announces He Still Plans to Drunkenly Shoot Bottle Rockets at His Friends
With Minneapolis, St. Paul, and Stillwater all canceling their 4th of July firework displays this…
Who Needs Fireworks? Melvin Carter Invites Everyone to come Watch “Independence day” on His iPad This 4th of July
ST. PAUL — While many are disappointed the Twin Cities will not be holding fireworks…
Minnesota Conservatives March On Capitol To Prevent Elementary Schools From Teaching That Jazz In Star Wars Is Called Jizz
ST. PAUL — Hundreds of irate Minnesotans descended on the State Capitol today to protest…
Jacob Frey Excited To Post Juneteenth Tweet That No One Asked For
Minneapolis — Juneteenth, also known as Freedom Day, is a celebration of the emancipation of…
Glow Up! This Sidewalk Is Now A Big Ass Hole!!
MINNEAPOLIS — Watch where you’re stepping cuz there’s a new big ass hole in town….