Twin Cities
Mayor Frey Sees Spider in Bathtub, Declares City-Wide Curfew
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey imposed a city-wide curfew and asked the National Guard to return…
Area Woman Definitely Feels Sick From COVID Vaccine And Not Entire Bag Of Pizza Rolls She Ate at 3AM
SOUTH ST. PAUL — As the race to vaccinate Minnesota against COVID ramps up, some…
A Much Needed Update: The Gold Horses At The State Capitol Have Been Replaced With Gold Spacious, Dependable Dodge Grand Caravans
It’s about time! Progress of the State, the gold-plated sculpture of four horses pulling a…
Walz Assures Minnesotans That If COVID Rates Continue To Improve, They’ll All Be Able To Gawk At A Pig’s Huge Balls At The State Fair This Year
After a trying year, there may finally be a light at the end of the…
Guthrie Adds Crinkling Cough Drop Wrapper Sound To Virtual Christmas Carol
After conceding to the fact that theaters actually need to produce products to get donation…
White Woman Who Took Selfie At George Floyd Square Receives Citizen Of The Year Award
Sherry Kline, a 27-year-old graduate of Bethel University, received a special surprise when the socially…
Bob Kroll Cancels Family Thanksgiving to Mourn Trump Loss
Following a presumptive victory for Joe Biden, longtime Trump fan and head of the Police…
Walz’s Covid Lockdown Measures Ensure Safety, You Won’t Run Into People From High School, Before Thanksgiving
MINNEAPOLIS — As Coronavirus cases reach new records, Governor Tim Walz has put measures in…