Twin Cities
Lucky! 13-Year-Old U of M Graduate Has Nine Extra Years to Pay Off Student Loans!
MINNEAPOLIS — The University of Minnesota was proud to hand a bachelor’s degree in Physics…
New Vikings Coach Pledges Two Super Bowl Disappointments Within First Five Years
MINNEAPOLIS — Minnesota football fans were filled with hope this week as the Vikings new…
St. Paul Removes Glasses and Ponytail To Reveal Beautiful City Underneath
St. Paul – Reports are coming in today that St. Paul, once believed to be…
Timberwolves Fan Unsure How To Cope With Team Being Good
MINNEAPOLIS — Local Minnesota Timberwolves fan Dan Maxwell had been bewildered and lost for the…
This Day in Minnesota History: The Four Horses That Pulled an “Air Bud” and Won the 1996 NBA Championship for the Minnesota Timberwolves Are Immortalized in a Gold Statue at the State Capitol
On today’s date in 2005, Governor Tim Pawlenty officially unveiled the State Capitol’s bronze and…
Wolves Still Confirming Date to Shatter Fan Dreams
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Timberwolves, fresh off a series of preseason wins against the Pelicans,…
Minneapolis Police No Longer Allowed to Do the Thing They Are Going to Do Anyway
MINNEAPOLIS — In a stunning rule change, the Minneapolis Police Department has announced they will…
Governor Walz Announces Findings that Line 3 is Actually “Good for Women” Somehow
ST. PAUL — In a surprise press conference yesterday, Governor Walz announced that despite the…
5 Patron Saints Performing At The 2021 Basilica Block Party
This year’s Basilica Block Party promises to be one of the best yet. Not only…
Minnesota State Fair’s Ye Olde Mill Ride Undergoing Massive New Two Light Bulb Renovation Prior to Opening
ST. PAUL — As preparations are underway for this year’s Great Minnesota Get-Together, there’s one…