Twin Cities
After Five Years Teachers Can Resume Field Trips To See Sparky the Sea Lion at Como Zoo, and Multiple Questions of ‘Why Does Sparky Look Different?’
ST. PAUL — After five years, the Sparky the Sea Lion Show is finally returning…
Lucky! 13-Year-Old U of M Graduate Has Nine Extra Years to Pay Off Student Loans!
MINNEAPOLIS — The University of Minnesota was proud to hand a bachelor’s degree in Physics…
New Vikings Coach Pledges Two Super Bowl Disappointments Within First Five Years
MINNEAPOLIS — Minnesota football fans were filled with hope this week as the Vikings new…
St. Paul Removes Glasses and Ponytail To Reveal Beautiful City Underneath
St. Paul – Reports are coming in today that St. Paul, once believed to be…
Timberwolves Fan Unsure How To Cope With Team Being Good
MINNEAPOLIS — Local Minnesota Timberwolves fan Dan Maxwell had been bewildered and lost for the…
This Day in Minnesota History: The Four Horses That Pulled an “Air Bud” and Won the 1996 NBA Championship for the Minnesota Timberwolves Are Immortalized in a Gold Statue at the State Capitol
On today’s date in 2005, Governor Tim Pawlenty officially unveiled the State Capitol’s bronze and…
Wolves Still Confirming Date to Shatter Fan Dreams
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Timberwolves, fresh off a series of preseason wins against the Pelicans,…
Minneapolis Police No Longer Allowed to Do the Thing They Are Going to Do Anyway
MINNEAPOLIS — In a stunning rule change, the Minneapolis Police Department has announced they will…
Governor Walz Announces Findings that Line 3 is Actually “Good for Women” Somehow
ST. PAUL — In a surprise press conference yesterday, Governor Walz announced that despite the…