New Recruit Who Wants To Protect And Serve Can’t Wait To Pepper Spray Children
Minneapolis — As tensions persist in the city of Minneapolis after multiple police killings over…
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Minneapolis Police No Longer Allowed to Do the Thing They Are Going to Do Anyway
MINNEAPOLIS — In a stunning rule change, the Minneapolis Police Department has announced they will…
Jacob Frey Offering Literal Get Out Of Jail Free Card To Anyone Who Promises To Not Bully Him
MINNEAPOLIS — With the mayoral election coming in just a few months Mayor Jacob Frey…
Land Of 10,000 Lakes Somehow Ashy As Fuck
Minnesota is known as the land of 10,000 lakes, where the winters are freezing and…
Meet The Small Team Of Trained Mercenaries In Charge Of Protecting The Uptown McDonalds
Are you a Twin Cities business owner who wants to keep their business safe but…
Water You Doing: All 10,000 Lakes are Unionizing
Minneapolis — Summer time for Minnesotans means fun in the sun and relaxation by a…
Moments In Minnesota Black History: The First White Friend To Be Kindly Asked To Leave A Juneteenth Celebration
In honor of Juneteenth The Nordly is looking back on pivotal moments in MN Black…
Jacob Frey Excited To Post Juneteenth Tweet That No One Asked For
Minneapolis — Juneteenth, also known as Freedom Day, is a celebration of the emancipation of…
Glow Up! This Sidewalk Is Now A Big Ass Hole!!
MINNEAPOLIS — Watch where you’re stepping cuz there’s a new big ass hole in town….
Lake Minnetonka Super Excited To Make Rich People With Boats Sick Again This Summer
Minnetonka — With spring slowly coming to an end many in the land of 10,000…
Local Satire Group Running Out Of Ways To Write About How The Cops Are Trash
MINNEAPOLIS — With yet another Black body gunned down by Minnesotan police, local satirical news…
Downtown Skyway Totally Haunted Now
MINNEAPOLIS — With the Derek Chauvin trial underway local and national news reporters have descended…
Jacob Frey Unveils New Brutalist Interactive Art Piece Intitled ‘Please Vote For Me Again Or Else’ Near The Government Center
MINNEAPOLIS — Minneapolis is a city known for it’s love of the arts and Left\liberal…