Tyler Martindale
Ally Alert! This White Man Knows Almost Three Facts About Dakota Culture
Minneapolis resident Alex Wardell, 24, a white man, calls himself an ally but unlike some,…
Finally Living up to Its Name: Midtown Global Market Just Opened a New Stall That Offers a Taste of Mole Man Cuisine From Deep Inside the Hollow Earth
Midtown Global Market is at long last becoming truly global by adding a kiosk that…
Study: Ancient Markings Near Minnehaha Falls Suggest Humans Once Hunted 30 Foot Tall Penises
MINNEAPOLIS — A new survey of rock art near Minnehaha Falls suggests that prehistoric humans…
Ghost Haunting Split Rock Lighthouse Bored as Fuck
The ghost that haunts the North Shore’s historic Split Rock Lighthouse has revealed that he’s…
Not Again: All 11,000 Runners in Duluth’s ‘Grandpa’s Marathon’ Have Stopped Running Ten Minutes in To Drink Black Coffee at a Hardee’s and Talk About Their Favorite Burt Lancaster Movies
Frustrating event organizers and fans alike, all 11,283 runners in Duluth’s annual “Grandpa’s Marathon” have…
Douchey Edina Man Brings Cello to House Party
EDINA — A house party in Edina ground to a screeching halt when, entirely unprompted,…
Know Before You Go: All 30 Documents You’ll Need to Apply for a Real ID
On May 3rd 2023, all Minnesotans will be required to have a Real ID in…
This Day in Minnesota History: The Four Horses That Pulled an “Air Bud” and Won the 1996 NBA Championship for the Minnesota Timberwolves Are Immortalized in a Gold Statue at the State Capitol
On today’s date in 2005, Governor Tim Pawlenty officially unveiled the State Capitol’s bronze and…
General Mills Reveals That They Accidentally Leaked Thousands Of Customers’ Addresses To The Cookie Crisp Wolf
MINNEAPOLIS — In what is being called an ‘unprecedented’ security breach, Minnesota-based foodstuffs manufacturer General…
OPINION: St. Paul Public Schools Have NO Right To Tell My Daughter She Is Evil Simply Because She Is White (And Also Evil)
This is what the founding fathers warned us about. The sinister Marxist ideology of “critical…