Walz Assures State That Safety Is Number One Priority During Construction of Giant Pollution Tube
ST PAUL — In a press conference earlier today, Governor Walz assured the public that…
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Irresponsible Man Blows $600 on Rent Instead of 50 Mouthwatering Appetizer Sampler Plates From Applebees
Coon Rapids resident Sam Davenport, 29, unwisely blew his entire $600 stimulus check on rent…
Sad!: Duluth Man Just Now Perfected His Trump Impression
Talk about bad timing! After four years of diligent practice, Duluth dental assistant Leo Macdonald,…
Covid’s Mental Health Toll: 1 in 4 Millennials Report Having Thoughts of Kissing the Sexy Green M&M in Last Six Months
A study released this week from the Pew Research Center has shed new light on…
7 New Years Resolutions That Don’t Involve Grafting Four Metal Arms To Your Back, Hunting Down Spider-Man
Resolutions are hard to keep- You make a New Year’s resolution to surgically attach four…
Exasperated Department of Health Officials Begging Wisconsinites To Just Do The Opposite Of Whatever They’re Doing Right Now
Fed up Department of Health Services (DHS) Officials are urging Wisconsin residents to “Just stop…
Millennial Not Sure It’s Responsible To Bring Snow Man Into World Right Now
DULUTH — With the catastrophic threat of climate change looming on the horizon, many Millennials…
Despicable Bigot Sitting At Computer Just Waiting For Ilhan Omar To Tweet ‘Merry Christmas’
ST CLOUD — Craig Whitman, 48, has been refreshing Ilhan Omar’s twitter page on his…
Body Positive Uncle Brags About Time He Caught Average Sized Bass
PRINCETON — With family gatherings around the corner, avid fisherman, beloved uncle, and body positivity…
State’s Fancy Men in Top Hats, Monocles Demand To Be Given Vaccine First
Hundreds of Minnesota’s finest gentlemen gathered outside the State Capitol building today demanding that they…
Man Trying To One Up Neighbor’s Nativity Set Starting To Think Fake Goat Droppings, Amniotic Fluid A Little Too Realistic
After more than a week of being locked in an intense struggle to one-up his…
Absolute Legend: Mason Just Changed His Zoom Background In The Middle Of Class To A Picture Of Freakin’ Deadpool
BROOKYLN PARK — Woodland Elementary student Mason Martin became the coolest student in his fifth-grade…
MNSure Now Offering 284 Insurance Plans For Each Individual Bone, Organ
Online health insurance marketplace MNSure will now offer 284 distinct insurance plans for each individual…
Anishinaabe Leaders Approve Oil Pipeline Through Governor’s Mansion
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