Embarrassed Bear Cub Can’t Believe Mom Is Mauling Guy’s Face Off In Front Of All His Friends
ITASCA COUNTY — Bashfully covering his face with his paws, a 10-month-old black bear cub…
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5 Ways To Cheer Up Your Landlord Who’s Feeling Down After Rent Control Passage
After St. Paul voters passed one of the most progressive rent control policies in the…
Sun Country Announces New Flights From MSP To Where Ever They Fucking Feel Like
MINNEAPOLIS — In anticipation of a massive increase in the number of holiday travelers since…
Farmer Discovers Sequel To Kensington Runestone About Goofy Time Three Vikings Had To Raise A Baby
KENSINGTON — In what could prove to be one of the most important archaeological finds…
Weird Guy Practicing Nunchucks In Crossroads Center Parking lot Earns Star On St. Cloud Walk Of Fame
ST. CLOUD — A weird guy who can often be seen practicing nunchucks in the…
Yikes: It Turns Out The Great Pumpkin Has Some Problematic Views On Gender Roles
The Great Pumpkin is in hot water this week after controversial statements the revered supernatural…
5 Times The Wisconsin Department Of Tourism Tried To Get Jason Momoa To Move There
For the better part of the last decade, the Wisconsin Department of Tourism has poured…
Report: 98% Chance Jacob Frey Currently Reading This Article About How He’s A Baby And We Hate Him
MINNEAPOLIS — A newly published study by sociologists at the University of Minnesota has concluded…
Enbridge To Replace Old Dilapidated Line 3 With Beautiful New Line 4
CALGARY — Multinational company Enbridge Inc. has announced it hopes to soon begin construction on…
Star Tribune Movie Reviewer Gives Stock Photo Of Police Officer 5 Stars
MINNEAPOLIS — Calling it “a riveting tour de force” and “a brutally honest character study…
DNR Releases PSA Reminding Bears To “Get Thicc As Hell For Winter”
ST. PAUL — In an effort to remind the state’s population of nearly 15,000 black…
Not A Good Sign: The CDC Just Recommended People Start Brushing Up On Their Aztec Mythology
Well, this is definitely concerning. The CDC just updated its website with an incredibly disquieting…
The Minnesota Historical Society Just Clarified That James J Hill is The Name Of The House and the Person Who Lived There is James J Hill’s Monster
ST. PAUL — After decades of just letting it slide, the Minnesota Historical Society (MNHS)…
Minnesota Man In Iowa Wanders Gas Station Liquor Section With Child-like Wonder
MASON CITY, IA — On a trip down south to pick up a trailer he…
Outflanking Their Rivals: MN GOP Comes Out In Favor Of Increasing Minimum Wage To 25 Cool Rocks An Hour
Fighting back against accusations that their party doesn’t care about working-class concerns, the Minnesota Republican…