How To Make New Friends By Learning To Make Your Own American Girl Dolls
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Local Woman Wonders When Her Relationship with the DFL Will Move on from the Texting Stage
MINNEAPOLIS — Melanie Harris, a 26-year-old resident of Uptown, spent this Halloween staring desolately at…
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MINNETONKA — There’s a new gourd in town and she’s just moved onto Donna Wagley’s…
City With Hella Pot Holes Somehow Has Money For Temporary Concrete Barricades
MINNEAPOLIS — The city of Minneapolis, a city riddled with potholes, somehow has enough money…
Hopkins Dad Wakes up in a Cold Sweat After Nightmare Where His Son Left the Basement Light On
HOPKINS — While sleep is often a time of rest and rejuvenation, sometimes our subconscious…
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Minneapolis — With 2020 done and Trump out of office many hope 2021 will bring…
Cornhole Tournament To Determine Who Gets First Dibs on COVID Vaccine
Epidemiologists announced this past weekend that they have made a decision regarding who will get…
Oh Shit! City Council Is Gonna Maybe Do the Thing They Said They Might Do Eventually
MINNEAPOLIS — It’s been several months since the Minneapolis City Council told residents they planned…
‘A Second Lockdown Will Ruin My Social Life!’ Says Woman Who Is the Reason We Need a Second Lockdown
With the recent rise in Covid-19 cases, the possibility of a second lockdown is becoming…
Walz’s Covid Lockdown Measures Ensure Safety, You Won’t Run Into People From High School, Before Thanksgiving
MINNEAPOLIS — As Coronavirus cases reach new records, Governor Tim Walz has put measures in…