Jensen, Oz Open Private Quacktice
Following months of speculation, Minnesota Gubernatorial candidate Dr. Scott Jensen and Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dr….
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A local group of nerds who write satirical articles about the Upper Midwest are asking…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Melanie Harris, a 26-year-old resident of Uptown, spent this Halloween staring desolately at…
Coquettish Little Gourd Pulls Focus on Minnetonka Woman’s Dining Room Table
MINNETONKA — There’s a new gourd in town and she’s just moved onto Donna Wagley’s…
City With Hella Pot Holes Somehow Has Money For Temporary Concrete Barricades
MINNEAPOLIS — The city of Minneapolis, a city riddled with potholes, somehow has enough money…
Hopkins Dad Wakes up in a Cold Sweat After Nightmare Where His Son Left the Basement Light On
HOPKINS — While sleep is often a time of rest and rejuvenation, sometimes our subconscious…