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Scott Jensen: I Don’t Want To Be Governor, I Just Want To Compare Things to the Holocaust
As I sit out on the deck of my home in Chaska, drinking herbal tea,…
Irate Scott Jensen Confuses Trick-or-Treaters With Furries
CHASKA — Several children left the Chaska Target in tears over the weekend as the…
‘I Can Handle One More’ Claims Local Mom Climbing on Twelfth Hayride of the Night
ANOKA — A 44 year-old teacher and mother of three attending a church fair Saturday…
Sick! Pervert Jack-O-Lantern Begging to Be Eaten by Squirrels
MINNEAPOLIS — A jack-o-lantern in South Minneapolis is almost too horny, neighbors claim, leading to…
Amid Housing Crisis, Renters Move Into Little Free Libraries
Facing the choice between astronomical housing prices and the slow, defeated march home to live…
Devastating: Cousin Finds Gold Egg With $50 And Spends It On TikToker Merch
The egg hunt was going great. Your family was vigorously sprinting and crawling around in…