God Unleashes Torrential Downpours to End Drought, but Also To Shut up Minnesota Dads Who Keep Saying How Much We Need the Rain
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Minnesota MAGA Member Flies New State Flag Upside Down, No One Notices
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
Confused Wabasha Farmer Brings His Ass, a Horse, Five Cows, and a Couple of Ducks to Target Center
Brian MatuszakBrian Matuszak has been trying to make Duluth funny for 35 years now through…
No More Northern Lights Over Duluth This Summer, Park Point Billionaire Kathy Cargill Announces Deal to Purchase Sky
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‘This’ll Be the Last One!’ Gov. Walz Announces Bill Signing Fee of $23.57 After Signing Bill Ending Hidden Fees
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Wolves Coach To Have Surgery To Replace Tendon With Twins Rally Sausage
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Following Shakopee Warehouse Eviction, Mike Lindell Announces Plan To Build New Warehouse Entirely From Pillows
In what can only be described as a fluff-tastic turn of events, notorious election skeptic…
‘We Were Getting Too Close’, Atlanta Falcons Sign Kirk Cousins To Alleviate Threat of Playing in Super Bowl
ATLANTA, GA — Despite last year’s dismal 7-10 record, the Atlanta Falcons saw many positives…
This Year’s Hottest Spring Break Destination: Errands with Your Mom Because You’re 12
MAPLE GROVE — Get ready for a week of hardcore, high-waisted fun! This year’s most…
Ungrateful Residents of Duluth’s Park Point Spurn Generous Offer From Billionaire To Do Whatever the Hell She Wants
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Springtime Heralds Annual Migration of Dads in Construction Vests To Local Bike Paths
MINNEAPOLIS — Spring is here, and thus begins the long-awaited return of dads biking around…