Minneapolis Celebrates the Bare Minimum
The city of Minneapolis and the rest of the country are giddy in celebration after…
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CDC Halts Use of Police Citing Major Health Risk to Black People
Citing recent findings that showed startling high rates of mortality linked with police, the Center…
The Nordly Officially Bans Donald J Trump From Looking At Its Website
After much consideration, we have decided to ban Donald John Trump from viewing our refreshing…
Another One of Gazelka’s Make-Out Parties End in Disaster
Republican Senate Majority Leader Paul Gazelka is coming under fire for allegedly spreading COVID-19 to…
MPR Won’t Fire Predator DJ Unless He Does Something Horrific Like Change the Song Lineup
ST. PAUL — In response to the resignation of reporter Marianne Combs, who alleged that…
‘Sup Fam?’ Says Mayor Frey to Booing Protestors
Minneapolis Mayor and local “cool” guy, Jacob Frey was shocked to find an angry crowd…
Murderer Considered Essential Employee
MINNEAPOLIS — Guidelines released by the Minnesota Department of Health have deemed a murderer and…
Minneapolis Named Best City to Get Tear Gassed
MINNEAPOLIS — A new report from Cityrater.com has named Minneapolis the best city in America…
‘Now Get Back to Work’ says Republican at Funeral
Last Friday, Doctor D’Shwan Malcom was heartbroken during his aunt’s teleconference funeral when the event was interrupted by Rep. Kurt Daudt. The Speaker of the House shocked the attendees by loudly screaming “Now get back to work!”
Baby Boomer Pulls $1,200 Stimulus Check up by Its Bootstraps
“These kids are soft because they were raised on all this P.C. nonsense” ranted Anderson, who has three milennial children, “You know, I once saw my daughter cry because she didn’t have enough money for school. School? How about you get a job like I did!”
Sven Sundgaard Fired From KARE-11 for Fringe Anti-Nazi Views
Original photo from Facebook: Sven Sundgaard
Jill Karofsky Credits Election Win to Thousands of Now Hospitalized WI Voters
Photo by Karofsky campaign