Nordly Staff
Scott Jensen: I Don’t Want To Be Governor, I Just Want To Compare Things to the Holocaust
As I sit out on the deck of my home in Chaska, drinking herbal tea,…
Scott Jensen Personally Vouches for the Efficacy of Ivermectin in Treating COVID-19, Erectile Dysfunction, Gaping Butthole Syndrome
Speaking at a campaign event Tuesday, Republican gubernatorial candidate Scott Jensen doubled down on his…
Jensen, Oz Open Private Quacktice
Following months of speculation, Minnesota Gubernatorial candidate Dr. Scott Jensen and Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dr….
Pathetic Satire Writers Ask You for Money
A local group of nerds who write satirical articles about the Upper Midwest are asking…
Minneapolis Celebrates the Bare Minimum
The city of Minneapolis and the rest of the country are giddy in celebration after…
CDC Halts Use of Police Citing Major Health Risk to Black People
Citing recent findings that showed startling high rates of mortality linked with police, the Center…
The Nordly Officially Bans Donald J Trump From Looking At Its Website
After much consideration, we have decided to ban Donald John Trump from viewing our refreshing…
Another One of Gazelka’s Make-Out Parties End in Disaster
Republican Senate Majority Leader Paul Gazelka is coming under fire for allegedly spreading COVID-19 to…
MPR Won’t Fire Predator DJ Unless He Does Something Horrific Like Change the Song Lineup
ST. PAUL — In response to the resignation of reporter Marianne Combs, who alleged that…
‘Sup Fam?’ Says Mayor Frey to Booing Protestors
Minneapolis Mayor and local “cool” guy, Jacob Frey was shocked to find an angry crowd…