The Nordly Officially Bans Donald J Trump From Looking At Its Website
After much consideration, we have decided to ban Donald John Trump from viewing our refreshing…
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Another One of Gazelka’s Make-Out Parties End in Disaster
Republican Senate Majority Leader Paul Gazelka is coming under fire for allegedly spreading COVID-19 to…
Jason Lewis Starting to Regret Open Mouth Kiss with the President
Original photos by U.S. House Office of Photography and Gage Skidmore
MPR Won’t Fire Predator DJ Unless He Does Something Horrific Like Change the Song Lineup
ST. PAUL — In response to the resignation of reporter Marianne Combs, who alleged that…
MPD Officer Just 5 Commemorative Coins Away From Earning White Hood
Original photos by WedgeLIVE
‘Sup Fam?’ Says Mayor Frey to Booing Protestors
Minneapolis Mayor and local “cool” guy, Jacob Frey was shocked to find an angry crowd of protestors outside of his Northeast Minneapolis home Saturday. Hoping to deescalate the situation, Frey a man of the people, simply asked, “sup fam? Only to hear a resounding no from the protesters.
Murderer Considered Essential Employee
Guidelines released by the Minnesota Department of Health have deemed a murderer and his accomplices “essential” workers.
Minneapolis Named Best City to Get Tear Gassed
A new report from Cityrater.com has named Minneapolis the best city in America to get tear gassed by the police force in 2020. Minneapolis beat out every other city in the country, including perennial top tear gassing metros like St. Louis and Chicago.
MPD Continues Years-Long Tradition of Murder Without Consequences
Photo by Tony Webster
‘Now Get Back to Work’ says Republican at Funeral
Last Friday, Doctor D’Shwan Malcom was heartbroken during his aunt’s teleconference funeral when the event was interrupted by Rep. Kurt Daudt. The Speaker of the House shocked the attendees by loudly screaming “Now get back to work!”
Baby Boomer Pulls $1,200 Stimulus Check up by Its Bootstraps
“These kids are soft because they were raised on all this P.C. nonsense” ranted Anderson, who has three milennial children, “You know, I once saw my daughter cry because she didn’t have enough money for school. School? How about you get a job like I did!”
Sven Sundgaard Fired From KARE-11 for Fringe Anti-Nazi Views
Original photo from Facebook: Sven Sundgaard
Jill Karofsky Credits Election Win to Thousands of Now Hospitalized WI Voters
Photo by Karofsky campaign
What The Nordly is Doing to Combat COVID-19
The COVID-19 pandemic requires every individual and organization to do it’s part to slow the…
‘The Important Thing is She Got Out Early’ Says Mondale
Photos by Minnesota National Guard and Gage Skidmore