Statewide Ban on Asking ‘How Are You?’ To Go Into Effect Friday at Midnight
SAINT PAUL — Governor Walz announced last evening that due to this unprecedented crisis, asking…
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Walz Assures State That Safety Is Number One Priority During Construction of Giant Pollution Tube
ST PAUL — In a press conference earlier today, Governor Walz assured the public that…
Secret’s Out: Jacob Frey Confesses He Is Actually a Quarter-Zip Fleece Accidentally Brought to Life by a Witch
MINNEAPOLIS — Mayor Jacob Frey made a shocking confession at a surprise virtual press conference…
Despicable Bigot Sitting At Computer Just Waiting For Ilhan Omar To Tweet ‘Merry Christmas’
ST CLOUD — Craig Whitman, 48, has been refreshing Ilhan Omar’s twitter page on his…
Oh Shit! City Council Is Gonna Maybe Do the Thing They Said They Might Do Eventually
MINNEAPOLIS — It’s been several months since the Minneapolis City Council told residents they planned…
Walz’s Covid Lockdown Measures Ensure Safety, You Won’t Run Into People From High School, Before Thanksgiving
MINNEAPOLIS — As Coronavirus cases reach new records, Governor Tim Walz has put measures in…
Jason Lewis’s Gun Announces 2026 Senate Run
MINNEAPOLIS — After his recent loss to Tina Smith in the election to be a…