Local Man Fears Reminding Scumbag Wisconsin Friends to Vote
ST. PAUL, MN – Overcome with a sense of guilt and frustration, St. Paul resident…
Politics
Rich Stanek Hopes Voters Don’t Find Out He’s An Asshole Before the Midterms
MINNEAPOLIS – Hennepin County Sheriff Rich Stanek woke in a nervous sweat in the middle…
We Should Elect Former Governor Jesse Ventura Thinks Former Governor Jesse Ventura
MINNEAPOLIS – Thinking to himself, the former 38th Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura has reportedly…
Representative Jason Lewis Laments no Longer Being Allowed to Refer to Women as Property
In a recently unearthed recording, Minnesota Congressman Jason Lewis can be heard expounding at length…
“The America I Know Would Never Put People in Camps!” Says St. Paul Man Minutes from Historic Fort Snelling
SAINT PAUL — Local resident Roger Greer, 35, discussed detainment asylum seekers at the U.S/Mexico border…