“I Love Prince” Agree Two Men Listening to Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti”
STILLWATER, MN. — As the Pandora playlist at a local Perkins restaurant switched tracks and…
Michael Weingartner
All of Minneapolis Man’s Friends Coincidentally Busy the Night of His Improv 101 Showcase
MINNEAPOLIS, MN. – In a unlikely turn of events, every single one of local man…
Starbucks’ Decision to Phase Out Plastic Straws Forces Employees to Begin Killing Sea Turtles By Hand
LOS BARRILES, MEXICO — Following an announcement that Starbucks plans to eliminate plastic drinking straws…
Once Again, Co-op Customer Sheepishly Replies That She is Not a Member of the Co-op
MINNEAPOLIS — For the sixth time this month, area woman Julia Bender was forced to…
This Day In History: That Time You Accidentally Called Your Third Grade Teacher “Mom” in Front of Everybody
On this date in history, you mistakenly called your third-grade teacher “Mom” in front of…
Excelsior Residents Concerned Over Lack of Affordable Lakeside Mansions
EXCELSIOR – An increasing number of local residents are raising concerns over the lack of…
Minnesota’s Knife Lake Surprisingly Not the Site of Several Grisly Teen Murders in the 80s
In a shocking turn of events, a recent investigation into the history of Knife Lake,…
Due to Budget Cuts, Mankato Mental Health Professional to be Replaced by Inspirational Poster
MANKATO — Following a series of budget cuts to Health and Human Services by the…
Representative Jason Lewis Laments no Longer Being Allowed to Refer to Women as Property
In a recently unearthed recording, Minnesota Congressman Jason Lewis can be heard expounding at length…