Jonathan Gershberg
Report: Lake Gross
MINNEAPOLIS — After conducting an extensive, 30-year longitudinal, double-blind study that also included a review…
Report: Lake Gross
“Our findings point to strong correlations between people looking at this lake and them saying “ewwww”, says freshwater biologist Professor Catherine Washington, the lead researcher on the team. “In addition, our own qualitative analysis of the lake has confirmed that shit is nasty,” she added.
Mall of America Betting People Will Risk Lives for Orange Julius
BLOOMINGTON — Despite research showing that spending time indoors with many other people significantly increases…
Sad! Bike Lane Makes It Impossible for Driver to Go 75 mph on Residential Street
Minneapolis — In an unparallelled tragedy unseen in modern times, local driver Steve Honsmeyer’s commute…