Despite being integral to the health of the Midwestern ecosystem, the rusty patched bumble bee has decided to not make a “big deal” about its slow descent into extinction.
“No, we get it. You’re all super busy and stuff and might not have time to notice that one of the most essential pollinators in your region might vanish from the face of this earth” said Drone 4752, a rusty patched hive spokesbee.
Photo by Gage Skidmore
After grounding hundreds of flights to and from Minneapolis-St.Paul Airport, Delta Airlines has announced that,…
Faced with restrictions to serving cocktails on-site and a severe shortage of hand sanitizer, a group of Twin Cities distilleries shifted from producing spirits to producing hand sanitizer. Seeing an opportunity to “support the cause” Alpertson has shifted his niche, judgemental taste to craft-made hand sanitizer.
Immediately after submitting his responses to the Census, Hibbing resident Mike Tollefson was disheartened that…
Gregory describes his album as a “rumination on my time with a girl named Allison”, and features songs with titles such as ‘Allison I’, ‘Allison II’, ‘Allison III’ and ‘For Allison’. All of which, he belted out into a microphone, amplified by two large speaker systems placed in the center of the street hours before sunrise.
“My influences include: Jason Mraz, Chaka Khan, V-necks, bonfires, the parts of Stevie Wonder I can remember, the Cars for Kids jingle, and of course Coldplay” said Gregory without being asked.
In a further attempt to limit the spread of the coronavirus, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz issued a new executive order that moves the start of spring from April to July.
“While we understand that this may bring a lot of hardship, we know that once temperatures get above 50 degrees, Minnesotans mindlessly flock to the outdoors like moths to a flame” said the governor at a press conference.
“That’s why we’re reinstating the miserable, frigid conditions that make this state the 7th circle of hell for the better part of the year” Walz continued.
The day after Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced a stay-at-home order devised to slow the spread of COVID-19, members of the state’s Republican party are lambasting what they see as the Governor’s clear bias towards preserving human life.
“It’s just unconscionable” said Republican Senate Majority Leader Paul Gazelka, “Governor Walz is not even trying to hide his concern for the lives of Minnesotans. Time and again, he…
Mark Tomlinson, owner of Doost Marketing is being hailed as “flexible” and “really understanding” after announcing that he will permit his employees to work even while hospitalized with COVID-19.
While keeping the office open despite the risks of hastening the spread of the novel coronavirus, Tomlinson announced at an all-team meeting where employees were crammed into a single conference room…
In the wake of Governor Walz’s stay-at-home order, which bars unnecessary travel and commerce to slow the spread of COVID-19, local night club Sneaky Pete’s has declared itself part of the “essential infrastructure” that must stay open during this time.
Original photo by Don LaVange
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