1) What is your go-to spot for a first date? A. A brewery- somewhere fun…
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“We are very proud to report that the former Congressman is devoid of empathy or kindness of any kind, traits our voters identify as “liberal” and “gay”,” said Allen Peters, director of public relations for the campaign.
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The Minnesota Republican party issued a tweet insisting that June 19th, also known as Juneteenth, which celebrates the freeing of enslaved people in the United States, should be a day in which Minnesotans remember that “all dates matter”.
Minneapolis Mayor and local “cool” guy, Jacob Frey was shocked to find an angry crowd…
After coming under fire for his handling of the murder of George Floyd, Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman is hoping he’ll escape efforts to recall him from office because no one actually knows who he is.
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According to the new rules, all sacrificial victims, high priests, and members of the crazed crowd baying for a cleansing shower of human blood must stand at least six feet from one another at all times. Masks must also be worn by all present, whether their heads are currently attached to their bodies or tumbling down pyramid stairs. All swords, clubs, and shards of obsidian must be thoroughly disinfected between uses.
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