Tyler Martindale
Duluth Man Has All His Most Creative Panic Attacks While High
DULUTH — Explaining that it helps him come up with more interesting and original things…
Anoka Man Getting Pretty Good At Taco Bell App
ANOKA — Proudly noting that he’s only had the application for a month, Anoka resident…
Ally Alert! This White Man Knows Almost Three Facts About Dakota Culture
Minneapolis resident Alex Wardell, 24, a white man, calls himself an ally but unlike some,…
Finally Living up to Its Name: Midtown Global Market Just Opened a New Stall That Offers a Taste of Mole Man Cuisine From Deep Inside the Hollow Earth
Midtown Global Market is at long last becoming truly global by adding a kiosk that…
Study: Ancient Markings Near Minnehaha Falls Suggest Humans Once Hunted 30 Foot Tall Penises
MINNEAPOLIS — A new survey of rock art near Minnehaha Falls suggests that prehistoric humans…
Ghost Haunting Split Rock Lighthouse Bored as Fuck
The ghost that haunts the North Shore’s historic Split Rock Lighthouse has revealed that he’s…
Not Again: All 11,000 Runners in Duluth’s ‘Grandpa’s Marathon’ Have Stopped Running Ten Minutes in To Drink Black Coffee at a Hardee’s and Talk About Their Favorite Burt Lancaster Movies
Frustrating event organizers and fans alike, all 11,283 runners in Duluth’s annual “Grandpa’s Marathon” have…
Douchey Edina Man Brings Cello to House Party
EDINA — A house party in Edina ground to a screeching halt when, entirely unprompted,…
Know Before You Go: All 30 Documents You’ll Need to Apply for a Real ID
On May 3rd 2023, all Minnesotans will be required to have a Real ID in…