Tyler Martindale
Awkward! Both Twins From ‘The Shining’ Are Running For MN GOP Chair
Both Alexie and Alexa Grady, the twin demonic specters that once haunted the Overlook Hotel,…
5 Patron Saints Performing At The 2021 Basilica Block Party
This year’s Basilica Block Party promises to be one of the best yet. Not only…
This Day In Minnesota History: The Minnesota 1st Infantry Regiment Celebrates Return From Gettysburg With Solemn Mini-Golf Round At Coon Rapids Lilli Putt
On today’s date in 1863, the surviving members of Minnesota’s famed 1st Volunteer Infantry Regiment,…
So It Begins: This Fish Living In The Wreck Of The SS Edmund Fitzgerald Just Realized It Can Sublet A Room For A Little Extra Cash
In a major social development with potentially massive implications for the future of fishkind, a…
Softening Up Their Image: Enbridge Just Bought The Rights To The Pokemon ‘Eevee’ And Renamed It ‘Fun Oil Dog’
Hoping to improve their image and distract from their many controversies, multinational oil company Enbridge…
Tough But Fair: The Ren Fest Has Announced Anyone Who Makes A Single Fucking Joke About The Plague Will Be Drawn And Quartered
SHAKOPEE — The Minnesota Renaissance Festival has announced that anyone who makes a single fucking…
4 Delicious New State Fair Foods That Prove God Is Dead
After a year off, millions of Minnesotans are craving fair food like never before. Thankfully,…