Weird Guy Practicing Nunchucks In Crossroads Center Parking lot Earns Star On St. Cloud Walk Of Fame
ST. CLOUD — A weird guy who can often be seen practicing nunchucks in the…
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Yikes: It Turns Out The Great Pumpkin Has Some Problematic Views On Gender Roles
The Great Pumpkin is in hot water this week after controversial statements the revered supernatural…
5 Times The Wisconsin Department Of Tourism Tried To Get Jason Momoa To Move There
For the better part of the last decade, the Wisconsin Department of Tourism has poured…
Report: 98% Chance Jacob Frey Currently Reading This Article About How He’s A Baby And We Hate Him
MINNEAPOLIS — A newly published study by sociologists at the University of Minnesota has concluded…
Enbridge To Replace Old Dilapidated Line 3 With Beautiful New Line 4
CALGARY — Multinational company Enbridge Inc. has announced it hopes to soon begin construction on…
Star Tribune Movie Reviewer Gives Stock Photo Of Police Officer 5 Stars
MINNEAPOLIS — Calling it “a riveting tour de force” and “a brutally honest character study…
DNR Releases PSA Reminding Bears To “Get Thicc As Hell For Winter”
ST. PAUL — In an effort to remind the state’s population of nearly 15,000 black…
Not A Good Sign: The CDC Just Recommended People Start Brushing Up On Their Aztec Mythology
Well, this is definitely concerning. The CDC just updated its website with an incredibly disquieting…
The Minnesota Historical Society Just Clarified That James J Hill is The Name Of The House and the Person Who Lived There is James J Hill’s Monster
ST. PAUL — After decades of just letting it slide, the Minnesota Historical Society (MNHS)…
Minnesota Man In Iowa Wanders Gas Station Liquor Section With Child-like Wonder
MASON CITY, IA — On a trip down south to pick up a trailer he…
Outflanking Their Rivals: MN GOP Comes Out In Favor Of Increasing Minimum Wage To 25 Cool Rocks An Hour
Fighting back against accusations that their party doesn’t care about working-class concerns, the Minnesota Republican…
Frey Proves He’s Not Police Stooge By Refusing To Let Chief Arradondo Tuck Him In Tonight
MINNEAPOLIS — Proving once and for all that he is a strong, incorruptible leader who…
Jacob Frey Still Deciding Which Of His Favorite ‘Imagine Dragons’ Tunes To Make Official Campaign Song
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite spending a large portion of the last few months thinking about it,…