Minnesota Celeb Watch: The Tornado From ‘A Serious Man’ And The Woodchipper From ‘Fargo’ Were Just Spotted Canoodling
It looks like love is in the air! And that air is spinning at upwards…
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New Research Suggests Minnesota’s First Governor Henry Sibley Led Double Life As The World Champion Of A Sport Called “Competitive Pants Wetting”
ST. PAUL — Newly published research from a team of historians at the University of…
Lutheran Family Worried Adult Son Could Be Backsliding After He Left Raisins Out Of Potato Salad
HINCKLEY — A devoutly Lutheran family is concerned their adult son could be falling away…
Jacob Frey Spends All Day On Hold With South African Embassy Waiting To Ask If Chappie Is Real, If He Can Buy A Few
MINNEAPOLIS — After approximately five and a half hours of waiting, Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey…
Every Boyfriend In Minnesota Forlornly Stares Off Into Distance Wishing They Could Be Fancy Ray
Every single boyfriend across all 87 of Minnesota’s counties simultaneously stopped what they were doing…
St. Cloud Anti-Masker Bummed He Never Went Viral For Shouting Slurs At Costco Employee
ST. CLOUD — Following the end of the statewide mask mandate, St. Cloud resident and…
Breaking: Old Friend From Church Is Posting About Cancel Culture Again
ROGERS — For what seems like the fiftieth time today, your old friend from church…
Frustrated Ghost Wondering How Many Cups A Guy’s Got To Knock Over To Be Featured In The Anoka Ghost Tour
ANOKA — A ghost haunting a house in Anoka is currently feeling unacknowledged and wondering…
DNR Agent Carefully Avoiding Booby Traps While Investigating Ancient Temple To God Of Zebra Mussels
While investigating the ruins of an ancient temple, the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources’ Head…
Not Again: The Orangutans Just Escaped From Como Zoo By Pretending To Be A Family Of Naked Garrison Keillors
Welp, it happened again. For the third time in the last year, the orangutans at…
A Faustian Bargain: The Science Museum Of Minnesota Is Trying To Attract Cooler Kids By Introducing A New Mascot Called Dr. AssKicker Whose Catchphrase Is ‘Safety Goggles Are For Nerds’
In what definitely seems like a misguided and doomed deal with the devil, the Science…
Mall of America Archaeologists Uncover Unmarked Ossuary Containing Remains Of Peppermint Patty
A major breakthrough with the potential to shed a great deal of light on early…
Jacob Frey Excited To Start Governing Now That Whole Racism Thing Over
MINNEAPOLIS — Following the guilty verdict in the Derek Chauvin trial, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey…
Star Tribune To Appeal To Moms By Introducing New “Oops! All Obituaries” Edition
MINNEAPOLIS — In an effort to increase readership among moms, the Star Tribune is introducing…
Elusive Zebra Mussel Taunts DNR in Series of Coded Letters
A zebra mussel on a horrifying lake infestation spree across northern Minnesota has been taunting…