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Trylon Cinema ‘Ironically’ Starts Showing Movies Everyone Wants To See

5 months ago Matthew Schneeman

Following the success of “Nic Cage, National Treasure,” the Trylon Cinema in south Minneapolis has decided…

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Lake Bde Maka Ska Offers $35 to Rent a Canoe or $15 for the Memory To Be ‘Total Recalled’ Straight Into Your Mind

6 months ago Matthew Schneeman

As many Minneapolitans tackle their summer bucket lists, one popular activity is renting a canoe…

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Local Goths Melting in Heat Wave Compromise and Start Wearing Grey

6 months ago Matthew Schneeman
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Man Walks Superior Hiking Trail To Justify Buying 48-Pack of Chocolate Chip Clif Bars

7 months ago Matthew Schneeman
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‘It’s Only 37°’ MPLS City Council Adopts Celsius to Combat Heat Wave

8 months ago Matthew Schneeman
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Lyft Driver Not Sure Why You Need to go to Downtown Minneapolis on a Tuesday Night

9 months ago Matthew Schneeman
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Minnesotan Man Saddened That They Can’t Befriend Cool Dude They Met Because They Didn’t Go to High School Together

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman
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Curtains Installed In US Bank Stadium Unable To Block Out Vikings Perpetual Failure

4 years ago Matthew Schneeman

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MPD Urges Public Not to Judge Them Based on Few Bad Apples Who Do What They’re Trained To Do

6 months ago AdamODell
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Surprise! Minnesota United Fan Also Enjoys Craft Beer!

7 months ago Jonathan Gershberg
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Dad Caught Practicing “Halloween ‘91 Blizzard” Story in the Mirror

8 months ago Maddie Spott
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Cringe Alert! This Powderhorn Resident Hasn’t Joined a Single Puppeteering Collective Despite Living in the Neighborhood for Six Months

8 months ago Morgan Gray
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Minneapolis Declares Uptown ‘White Cultural District’

8 months ago Jonathan Gershberg

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