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Lake Bde Maka Ska Offers $35 to Rent a Canoe or $15 for the Memory To Be ‘Total Recalled’ Straight Into Your Mind

2 weeks ago Matthew Schneeman

As many Minneapolitans tackle their summer bucket lists, one popular activity is renting a canoe…

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Local Goths Melting in Heat Wave Compromise and Start Wearing Grey

2 weeks ago Matthew Schneeman
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Man Walks Superior Hiking Trail To Justify Buying 48-Pack of Chocolate Chip Clif Bars

4 weeks ago Matthew Schneeman
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‘It’s Only 37°’ MPLS City Council Adopts Celsius to Combat Heat Wave

2 months ago Matthew Schneeman
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Lyft Driver Not Sure Why You Need to go to Downtown Minneapolis on a Tuesday Night

3 months ago Matthew Schneeman
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Minnesotan Man Saddened That They Can’t Befriend Cool Dude They Met Because They Didn’t Go to High School Together

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman
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Curtains Installed In US Bank Stadium Unable To Block Out Vikings Perpetual Failure

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman

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Uh Oh! The Andrews Sisters Have Challenged HAIM to a Duel from Beyond the Grave Again

6 months ago Morgan Gray
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A Terrible Omen: Culver’s Frozen Custard Flavor of the Day Is “Just Vanilla”

6 months ago Tyler Martindale
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Opening of MOA’s Museum of Failure Delayed for Additions to Minnesota Vikings Exhibit

6 months ago Brian Matuszak
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Eden Prairie Parents Demand School Casts White Kid As Othello

6 months ago Denzel Belin
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Five Chaste Ways to Shoot Your Shot at Church Bae During This Year’s New Years Eve Service

7 months ago Bianca Nkwonta

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