Matthew Schneeman

Lake Bde Maka Ska Offers $35 to Rent a Canoe or $15 for the Memory To Be ‘Total Recalled’ Straight Into Your Mind

2 weeks ago Matthew Schneeman

As many Minneapolitans tackle their summer bucket lists, one popular activity is renting a canoe…

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Local Goths Melting in Heat Wave Compromise and Start Wearing Grey

2 weeks ago Matthew Schneeman

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Man Walks Superior Hiking Trail To Justify Buying 48-Pack of Chocolate Chip Clif Bars

4 weeks ago Matthew Schneeman

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‘It’s Only 37°’ MPLS City Council Adopts Celsius to Combat Heat Wave

2 months ago Matthew Schneeman

Lyft Driver Not Sure Why You Need to go to Downtown Minneapolis on a Tuesday Night

3 months ago Matthew Schneeman

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Minnesotan Man Saddened That They Can’t Befriend Cool Dude They Met Because They Didn’t Go to High School Together

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman

Curtains Installed In US Bank Stadium Unable To Block Out Vikings Perpetual Failure

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman

Walz Vows To Cancel Every Minnesotan’s Springsteen Concert Ticket Debt

2 weeks ago Brian Matuszak

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Local Woman Achieves Perfect Balance of Depression and Anxiety in Order to Deep Clean Apartment

2 weeks ago Georgia Bebler

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I Lived It: My Friends Invited Me to Slack Line

2 weeks ago Morgan Gray

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Gov. Waltz Officially Changes State Seal to “Dark Side of the Moon” Album Cover After Legalizing of THC Edibles

2 weeks ago Casey Marble

First Avenue Renounces Dave Chapelle With Venue Change, Free Publicity, Adding Two Additional Sold Out Shows

2 weeks ago Brian Matuszak