Minnesota Shatters Record for Most Dads Walking on Frozen Lake, Simultaneously Joking About Walking on Water Like Jesus
MINNEAPOLIS — Members of outdoor wintertime association Minnesota Dads Jokes Association, or more popularly known…
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Minnesota’s COVID-19 Contact Tracing App to Add Stories Feature
After a few weeks on the market, developers for Minnesota’s contact tracing app, COVIDaware MN,…
5 Cute Spots In Your Home To Hide From Your Racist Ass Family
Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and so are Aunt Nancy and Uncle Richard (Dick)…
Wayzata Teens Make Seasonal Personality Change From Boats to Pumpkin Spice
Only a few days ago, local teens had been enmeshed in Caucasoid summer activities: enjoying hard seltzers on Lake Minnetonka, appropriating most cultures, and shout-singing along to their TikTok Hits playlists. However, in just a few days’ time, these teens would start to sing a different tune.
Minnesota Freedom Fund to Use Remaining Funds to Purchase Minnesota Timberwolves
In a call for transparency, Twitter users requested that Minnesota Freedom Fund, a Minneapolis-based bail…
MPD to Lose Friday Pizza Parties Due to $1.5M Budget Cuts
“It’s a devastating loss,” said MPD’s assistant chief of police, Mike Kjos. “A lot of our officers don’t even know what they’d be doing here, if not for Pie-day Friday.”