Campus Doomsday Preacher Rigorously Training For The Upcoming School Year
MINNEAPOLIS — The academic year has just begun for colleges and universities in the Twin…
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‘If The Police Don’t Prevent Crime, What Do They Do?’ Says Dad Who is About to Have a Mind-Blowing Revelation
MINNEAPOLIS — With an uptick in crime in several Minneapolis neighborhoods, many Minnesotans are debating…
Nisswa Family Cancels Summer Trip to Visit Cousins in Kenwood, Citing Scary BLM at Protests in the Neighborhood
NISSWA — A Nisswa family has officially canceled their summer travel plans to visit their…
Early Minnesota Heat and Humidity Results in Record-Breaking Levels of Swass, Swoob and Swarmpit
The Minnesota Pollution Control Agency has released metrics that indicate that due to high heat…
Traveling Soon? Here Are 4 Tips for A Smooth Trip When It’s Your Turn to Fly the Spirit Airlines Plane
As domestic and international travel re-commences and flight prices slowly return to pre-pandemic levels, those…
REPORT: You’re Not Wrong for Always Choosing Killebrew Drive, Lindau Lane Has Phony Vibes and Weird Energy
BLOOMINGTON — Officials from Bloomington’s Department of Transportation have recently confirmed that Lindau Lane has…
Black Woman Sacrifices, Dates White Man to Secure Boat for Her Friends This Summer
MINNETONKA 一 A group of three friends is preparing for a Hot Girl Summer spent…
Answering the Nations’ Call: Walz Requests Additional Funding for All Minnesota Police Departments to Host Zootopia Viewing Parties
In response to mounting pressure from the Twin Cities community and from spectators around the…
Little Free Basilicas Appearing in St. Paul
ST. PAUL — Several cathedral-shaped structures now line the streets of various St. Paul neighborhoods,…
Black Coffee and Waffle Bar Launches Month-Long ‘Black History Month’ Campaign, Celebrating Their History as the Premier Overpriced Waffle Merchant in Metro Area
MINNEAPOLIS — This February, specialty coffee shop Black Coffee and Waffle Bar kicked off a…
Man Named ‘Ten Glaylor’ Adds Minnesota Timberwolves Listing to Craigslist, Asking for $24.50, OBO
A mysterious listing recently popped up in the For Sale section on Craigslist, with an…
Eagan Mom Emotional, Relieved Racism is Finally Over
EAGAN — Eagan mom Tori Severson is one of many individuals who have expressed insurmountable…
Minnesota Shatters Record for Most Dads Walking on Frozen Lake, Simultaneously Joking About Walking on Water Like Jesus
MINNEAPOLIS — Members of outdoor wintertime association Minnesota Dads Jokes Association, or more popularly known…