Five Chaste Ways to Shoot Your Shot at Church Bae During This Year’s New Years Eve Service
New Years Eve service is here and you – a young God-fearing Christian – has…
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REPORT: 18-24-Year-Olds in Minneapolis Unlikely to Vote for Frey Because ‘He Has No Drip’
Survey results released by the Minnesota Research Data Center about generational factors that influence voting…
Minnesota’s Hottest New Rap Collective Debuts New Song About Being from the Trenches of Bearpath Golf & Country Club
EDEN PRAIRIE — A new local rap group called Saturdays Are For The Boyz In…
Wolves Still Confirming Date to Shatter Fan Dreams
MINNEAPOLIS — The Minnesota Timberwolves, fresh off a series of preseason wins against the Pelicans,…
Used Car Shortage Solved by Rollout of 12V Battery Powered Hummers
The nationwide shortage of used cars is coming to a quick halt, thanks to the…
Campus Doomsday Preacher Rigorously Training For The Upcoming School Year
MINNEAPOLIS — The academic year has just begun for colleges and universities in the Twin…
‘If The Police Don’t Prevent Crime, What Do They Do?’ Says Dad Who is About to Have a Mind-Blowing Revelation
MINNEAPOLIS — With an uptick in crime in several Minneapolis neighborhoods, many Minnesotans are debating…
Nisswa Family Cancels Summer Trip to Visit Cousins in Kenwood, Citing Scary BLM at Protests in the Neighborhood
NISSWA — A Nisswa family has officially canceled their summer travel plans to visit their…
Early Minnesota Heat and Humidity Results in Record-Breaking Levels of Swass, Swoob and Swarmpit
The Minnesota Pollution Control Agency has released metrics that indicate that due to high heat…
Traveling Soon? Here Are 4 Tips for A Smooth Trip When It’s Your Turn to Fly the Spirit Airlines Plane
As domestic and international travel re-commences and flight prices slowly return to pre-pandemic levels, those…
REPORT: You’re Not Wrong for Always Choosing Killebrew Drive, Lindau Lane Has Phony Vibes and Weird Energy
BLOOMINGTON — Officials from Bloomington’s Department of Transportation have recently confirmed that Lindau Lane has…
Black Woman Sacrifices, Dates White Man to Secure Boat for Her Friends This Summer
MINNETONKA 一 A group of three friends is preparing for a Hot Girl Summer spent…
Answering the Nations’ Call: Walz Requests Additional Funding for All Minnesota Police Departments to Host Zootopia Viewing Parties
In response to mounting pressure from the Twin Cities community and from spectators around the…
Little Free Basilicas Appearing in St. Paul
ST. PAUL — Several cathedral-shaped structures now line the streets of various St. Paul neighborhoods,…