National Association Of Realtors Suspends Kris Lindahl For Using Human Growth Hormone
National Association Of Realtors Suspends Kris Lindahl For Using Human Growth Hormone
NEW HOPE — Minnesota realtor and billboard icon, Kris Lindahl, was suspended this week for the use of human growth hormone, or HGH. The association is alleging the hormones were used to stretch his arms to inhuman lengths.
Association of Realtors President, Kate Collie, told The Nordly, “while I cannot comment on ongoing investigations, we denounce the use of drugs which enhance the body in order to create an unfair advertising advantage,” adding “the man can shut off both the kitchen light and the bathroom light at the same time.”
“This absolutely cannot stand!,” said Ben Germain, a board member who voted against Lindahl, “First the guy gets huge arms, what’s next…a giant foot to kick squatters out? Maybe some enormous teeth so his smile lights up the neighborhood?”
Representatives for Lindahl said he’s just stretched too thin to comment.
According to Association rules, HGH is the only banned substance as cocaine and opioid use are encouraged among realtors.