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Area Gopher Sees Its Shadow, Signifying Six More Weeks of Freshman Breakup Season

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Metro Transit Planning Parade To Commemorate Sheriff Hutchinson’s DWI Crash

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Yes! Common Roots Cafe Owner’s Dissolution of Former Workers’ Union, Jobs Left No Carbon Footprint

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One of the Good Ones: Vadnais Heights Uncles Now Refers to Women as Girls Instead of Females

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Fox News: Minneapolis Murder Rate Climbed 18% Lower in 2022

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Jensen, Oz Open Private Quacktice

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Pathetic Satire Writers Ask You for Money

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Local Teens Can’t Wait To Take Shit Too Far at Valleyscare

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Local Woman Achieves Perfect Balance of Depression and Anxiety in Order to Deep Clean Apartment

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MN Republicans Now Required To Write Legislative Book Reports

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Ghost Haunting Split Rock Lighthouse Bored as Fuck

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The ghost that haunts the North Shore’s historic Split Rock Lighthouse has revealed that he’s…

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Amid Housing Crisis, Renters Move Into Little Free Libraries

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Facing the choice between astronomical housing prices and the slow, defeated march home to live…

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Uh Oh! The Butterfly Statue in Stillwater Gained Sentience and Now It Has Flown off With All Our Sons!

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STILLWATER — Oh great heavens, what terrible news! The darling little metal sculpture of a…

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Surprise! Minnesota United Fan Also Enjoys Craft Beer!

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Getting in the Bastille Day Spirit: General Mills Just Announced That Count Chocula Was Alive in 1789 and Imprisoned in the Bastille for Assaulting a Tax Collector

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Le Sueur Grandmother Keeps Foil Lid Attached to Sour Cream Container To Protect Its Modesty

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GDP of Wisconsin Doubles in Lead up to 4th of July

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Sad! Minneapolis Woman Only One in Friend Group Who Doesn’t Have Minimalist Wildflower Tattoo

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“The Sparky Show” Returns to Como After Star’s Hazelden Rehab for Sardine Addiction

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ST. PAUL — The popular Sparky Show returned to The Como Zoo this week after…

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MN, WI Teachers’ Unions Reach Compromise: Duck Duck Grey Goose®

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Happy Pride Month Twin Cities! Bear Sightings Increase

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‘It’s Only 37°’ MPLS City Council Adopts Celsius to Combat Heat Wave

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Not Again: All 11,000 Runners in Duluth’s ‘Grandpa’s Marathon’ Have Stopped Running Ten Minutes in To Drink Black Coffee at a Hardee’s and Talk About Their Favorite Burt Lancaster Movies

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Frustrating event organizers and fans alike, all 11,283 runners in Duluth’s annual “Grandpa’s Marathon” have…

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Niece’s Dance Recital Somehow Being Brought to You by First Ave

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Visit Paisley Park To Pay Tribute to the Man Who Who Wrote the Song Your Mom Probably Lost Her Virginity To

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Paisley Park’s Celebration is back for the first time since the pandemic, which is a…

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Dad Caught Practicing “Halloween ‘91 Blizzard” Story in the Mirror

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