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‘Less Tongue!’: Trump Issues Executive Order on Proper Way for Tom Emmer to Kiss His Ass

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing Americans to Say One Nice Thing About Charlie Kirk

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Report: Draft King Shares It ‘Hasn’t Been Easy’ Finding His Draft Queen

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

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Costco Massage Chair Sending Telepathic Messages to Burnsville Dad Again

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Aunt Super Excited To Donate to Your Theater Company That’s Closing in a Year

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Mayor Frey Asks DFL If They Can Spoon Feed Him His Overnight Oats While They’re At It

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DOJ Demands Access to Minnesota State Fair’s Donut Holes

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National Guard Deploys Tear Gas in St. Paul Data Center to Drive Out Hackers

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Marlboro Releases Canadian Wildfire Blend

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Climate Activists Struggle to Glue Selves to State Fair Butter Sculpture

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U of M Scientists Create Tater Tot That Absorbs Oil With Ferocity of Black Hole

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New KSTP Poll Finds Governor Walz Losing Support From Voters Who Don’t Like Governor Walz

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Estimated 57% of Twin Cities Art Fair Vendors’ Art Styles Could Use at Least 2 More Years to Marinate

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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

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Intersection With Perpetually Broken Stoplight Closest Thing Rural Minnesota Town Has To Community Meeting Place

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Minneapolis Woman Who Feels Protests are “Unsafe” Plans to Celebrate Bastille Day

10 months ago Morgan Gray
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