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Little Falls Dad Weirded Out By Sight Of Blue Corn Tortilla Chip

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Duluth Cemetery Eroding into Lake Superior Somehow Not a Folk Song Yet

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Climate Activists Struggle to Glue Selves to State Fair Butter Sculpture

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U of M Scientists Create Tater Tot That Absorbs Oil With Ferocity of Black Hole

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New KSTP Poll Finds Governor Walz Losing Support From Voters Who Don’t Like Governor Walz

9 months ago Brian Matuszak
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Estimated 57% of Twin Cities Art Fair Vendors’ Art Styles Could Use at Least 2 More Years to Marinate

9 months ago Morgan Gray
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

9 months ago Daniel Freborg
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Intersection With Perpetually Broken Stoplight Closest Thing Rural Minnesota Town Has To Community Meeting Place

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Minneapolis Woman Who Feels Protests are “Unsafe” Plans to Celebrate Bastille Day

10 months ago Morgan Gray
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‘Summer Doesn’t Feel Like Summer Anymore” Says Man Who Voluntarily Spent Entire Weekend Looking at Phone

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United Healthcare Plan No Longer Covers Spouse If Going Through Rough Patch

10 months ago Daniel Freborg
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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

10 months ago Rachel Reyes

CHASKA—34-year-old Michelle Linden is a self-proclaimed commitment-phobe—except when it comes to her password, which she’s…

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Anoka Landlord Dubbed “Cool Landlord” Just For Following Law

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