MLB: Brewers Sell Out “Fairweather Fan Night”
The Milwaukee Brewers experienced record ticket sales at Miller Park last week for their “Fairweather…
Due to Budget Cuts, Mankato Mental Health Professional to be Replaced by Inspirational Poster
MANKATO — Following a series of budget cuts to Health and Human Services by the…
Walleye Most Popular Lake Fish in Minnesota, Which Probably Explains Why They Won’t Return My Texts
A new survey found that Minnesota anglers and lake enthusiasts strongly prefer walleye to other…
Woman Dies from Natural Causes During 39 Year Minnesotan Goodbye
EDINA, MN — Shelby Fisher was pronounced dead Friday night at the home of long time…
New Pedal Pub Tour Goes From Uptown Minneapolis Directly to Rochester Rehab Center
Fans of craft beer and light exercise can now experience a new pedal pub tour…
Representative Jason Lewis Laments no Longer Being Allowed to Refer to Women as Property
In a recently unearthed recording, Minnesota Congressman Jason Lewis can be heard expounding at length…
U of M Student Rails Against Gentrification From Luxury Student Condo in Dinkytown
DINKYTOWN — Citing research from several publications he couldn’t remember off the top of his…
Ope! Minnesotan Man Didn’t See Ya There
ST. LOUIS PARK — Laughing awkwardly, shuffling his feet, and avoiding eye contact, local man…
Local Mom Reports That Salad Dressing Has ‘A Little Bit of a Kick To It’
MAPLE GROVE — After painstakingly skimming off the red and black tortilla strips because they…
“The America I Know Would Never Put People in Camps!” Says St. Paul Man Minutes from Historic Fort Snelling
SAINT PAUL — Local resident Roger Greer, 35, discussed detainment asylum seekers at the U.S/Mexico border…
NFL TRAINING CAMP: Zimmer, Vikings Devising New Ways to Fuck Everything Up
In a recent press conference, Vikings Head Coach Mike Zimmer told reporters about some of…
MLB: Twins Petition MLB to Add 5th Base
In a conference call with Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred and league executives, Twins…