Newly Adopted Dog Looks Forward to Spending Eight Hours a Day Barking in North Loop Studio Apartment
MINNEAPOLIS — After being adopted by woman who assumed she’d be married by now, a…
Uptown Guy Has Hot Take on ‘All This Me Too Stuff’
MINNEAPOLIS – With the conversation around sexual harassment and the treatment of women remaining in…
Chicago Man Brutally Attacked After Calling Jucy Lucy ‘A Cheeseburger’
MINNEAPOLIS — Police responded to a disturbance at Matt’s Bar yesterday evening that started when…
How Many Times is Too Many to Say ‘Skol’ in the Bedroom? Our Experts Weigh In
It’s football season once again and there is nothing Minnesotans love more than showing their…
Mary Tyler Moore Still Waiting for True Love’s Kiss to Unfreeze Her
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite having been frozen in the middle of a major metropolitan area, sources…
Edina Local Government to Adopt Monarchy
KINGDOM OF EDINA, MN — In a landslide election Tuesday, the citizens of Edina voted to…
Vikings Aim to Increase Viewer Interest By Introducing Adorable Six-Year-Old Teammate
EAGAN—At a press conference at the TCO Performance Center on Monday morning, the Minnesota Vikings…
We Did It! Minnesota Once Again Ranked Number One State That Looks Like It’s Wearing A Tiny Top Hat
For the fiftieth year in a row, Minnesota has been ranked #1 on the list…
Opinion: MN Secretary of State: ‘You Fuckers Better Vote’
Listen up, jaggoffs! It’s me, Steve-Motherfucking-Simon, Minnesota’s-Motherfucking-Secretary of State. The next day-and-a-half is your last…
Local Man Fears Reminding Scumbag Wisconsin Friends to Vote
ST. PAUL, MN – Overcome with a sense of guilt and frustration, St. Paul resident…
Modern Day Magellan Lives in St. Paul But Works in Minnetonka
ST. PAUL — Preparing to embark on another cross-city voyage, local woman Kelly Anderson woke…