Paul Bunyan, Babe the Big Blue Ox Break Up to Pursue Solo Careers
After collaborating for nearly a century, famous plaid-sporting lumberjack Paul Bunyan and collaborator Babe the…
Whoops! This Young Minnesotan Forgot To Vote For Beto O’Rourke
On Election Day this past November millions of young voters headed to the polls to…
‘East African Food Sure is Weird’ Says Man Eating Spam
MINNEAPOLIS – Isaac Bowman and his friend, Fizum Ahmed, were attempting to enjoy take-out from…
MN Bureau of Criminal Apprehension Renamed ‘Bureau of Investigating Police Shootings’
Citing changes to the nature of their work, Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension officials have…
Jesse Ventura Gifts Tim Walz Map of Capitol’s Secret Underground Labyrinth, Enchanted Crossbow ‘Just in Case’
Former Governor Jesse Ventura held a surprise policy meeting with Governor-elect Tim Walz at Walz’s…
Edina Opens Artisanal Garbage Can for Wealthy, Discerning Raccoons
The city of Edina opened its first artisanal garbage can for wealthy raccoons at 50th…
“I Love Prince” Agree Two Men Listening to Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti”
STILLWATER, MN. — As the Pandora playlist at a local Perkins restaurant switched tracks and…
Head-On Collision Between Two Food Trucks Results in Two Deaths, Exciting New Flavor Combination
MINNEAPOLIS — A head-on collision between two food trucks in downtown Minneapolis resulted in the…