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Report: Apple Orchard Way Better on Mushrooms

3 years ago Phil Kolas

Scientists at the Grand Marais Center for Autumnal Whimsy have discovered that the average citizen’s…

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Whack Job Conspiracy Nut Claims “Spring Is Coming”

7 years ago Phil Kolas

RED WING, MN – Disgraced geology teacher, Donald Spetzavitz continues to propagate the insane babbling…

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Local Man Leaves Now In Order to Secure Parking for State Fair

8 years ago Phil Kolas
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MPR Plays the Sounds of Baseball Cards in the Spokes of Bicycle Wheel for 90 Minutes Straight

8 years ago Phil Kolas
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Aaron Rodgers Spends Bye Week Working State Farm Call Center

8 years ago Phil Kolas

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

11 months ago Casey Marble
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

1 year ago Daniel Freborg
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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

1 year ago Rachel Reyes
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

1 year ago Morgan Gray
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An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

2 years ago Rachel Reyes

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