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St. Paul Bishop Announces One-Man Door-to-Door Hand Puppet Nativity Show

5 years ago Eleanor Sertich
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Breaking: A Fucking Cottonwood Flew Right into My Mouth

6 years ago Eleanor Sertich
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Kandiyohi County Votes to Let in as Many Refugees as Can Make It Through This Door Before It Closes Ope Hurry Careful Look It’s Closing

6 years ago Eleanor Sertich
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Upper Midwest Girlfriends Brace for the Annual Sad Attempt at Growing a Beard

6 years ago Eleanor Sertich

It’s that time of year again- a chill is in the air, the heavy flannel…

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13-Year-Old Getting Braid Crown at Renaissance Festival Ready to Blow the Minds of the Entire Seventh Fucking Grade

7 years ago Eleanor Sertich

Original photo by Wicker Paradise

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‘Allianz Field- What an Eyesore,’ Says Midway Resident Actively Avoiding Eye Contact With Homeless Man

7 years ago Eleanor Sertich
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Opinion: The Ticket I Purchased Entitles Me to the Right to Get Drunk and Belligerent at This Concert

7 years ago Eleanor Sertich

It’s been a long week. I’ve paid my dues. We’ve all been looking forward to…

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Woman Who Just Ran Into High School Classmate Sadly Adds to List of Targets She Can’t Go To Anymore

7 years ago Eleanor Sertich
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Biden Reveals Trip to Fargo-Moorhead Was Only to Get Sick Selfie In Front of the Hjemkomst Viking Ship

7 years ago Eleanor Sertich

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Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

8 months ago Casey Marble
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Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

9 months ago Daniel Freborg
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‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

10 months ago Rachel Reyes
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Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

1 year ago Morgan Gray
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An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

1 year ago Rachel Reyes

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