Iowa Rep. Steve King Wondering How He Can Be Racist When You Are All The Racists
In a press conference earlier this week, Iowa Representative Steve King responded to the accusations…
Recently Widowed Minnesotan Overwhelmed by Pile of Tater Tot Hotdishes
Two months since the death of her husband, Maureen Mcdonald is now coming face to…
Newly Adopted Dog Looks Forward to Spending Eight Hours a Day Barking in North Loop Studio Apartment
MINNEAPOLIS — After being adopted by woman who assumed she’d be married by now, a…
Uptown Guy Has Hot Take on ‘All This Me Too Stuff’
MINNEAPOLIS – With the conversation around sexual harassment and the treatment of women remaining in…
Chicago Man Brutally Attacked After Calling Jucy Lucy ‘A Cheeseburger’
MINNEAPOLIS — Police responded to a disturbance at Matt’s Bar yesterday evening that started when…
How Many Times is Too Many to Say ‘Skol’ in the Bedroom? Our Experts Weigh In
It’s football season once again and there is nothing Minnesotans love more than showing their…
Mary Tyler Moore Still Waiting for True Love’s Kiss to Unfreeze Her
MINNEAPOLIS — Despite having been frozen in the middle of a major metropolitan area, sources…
Edina Local Government to Adopt Monarchy
KINGDOM OF EDINA, MN — In a landslide election Tuesday, the citizens of Edina voted to…
Vikings Aim to Increase Viewer Interest By Introducing Adorable Six-Year-Old Teammate
EAGAN—At a press conference at the TCO Performance Center on Monday morning, the Minnesota Vikings…
We Did It! Minnesota Once Again Ranked Number One State That Looks Like It’s Wearing A Tiny Top Hat
For the fiftieth year in a row, Minnesota has been ranked #1 on the list…
Opinion: MN Secretary of State: ‘You Fuckers Better Vote’
Listen up, jaggoffs! It’s me, Steve-Motherfucking-Simon, Minnesota’s-Motherfucking-Secretary of State. The next day-and-a-half is your last…
Local Man Fears Reminding Scumbag Wisconsin Friends to Vote
ST. PAUL, MN – Overcome with a sense of guilt and frustration, St. Paul resident…