Aging Sea Captain Enraged To Find Old Navy Sells Nothing He Needs
Bloomington, MN — Mall of America security was called last week after Captain Seamus McGinty…
Online Hotdish Recipe Starts with 90,000 Word Novel About Grandma’s House
A Coon Rapids man was forced to read a 90,000 word novel about someone’s grandmother’s…
Star Alert! Your Cousin Maddie Was an Extra in Jingle All The Way
APPLE VALLEY — Running high on the excitement of lukewarm eggnog and elf on the…
New Charity Spreads Christmas Spirit By Giving Out Free Drunk Uncles
A new Twin Cities based charity is seeking to spread the holiday spirit by handing…
Four Christmas Outfits to Hide You’re a Messy Wittle Baby Who Just Did a Spill
Christmas is right around the corner. While most people associate this cheerful time with gift…
Minneapolis Cop Considers Pulling Trigger for Administrative Leave Over the Holidays
Upon learning that he had no remaining paid time off in 2018, Minneapolis police officer…
Will Amy Klobuchar Run For President? We Don’t Know But That Won’t Stop Us From Writing This 5,000 Word Article
Following a resounding reelection in November, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar’s name has been floated around…
Anoka Mother Discovers All Holiday Terms Have Alternate, Explicit Definitions on Urban Dictionary
“Wait, THAT’S what ‘Deck the Halls’ means?”
Metro Transit Unveils New Red Line that Goes Straight to Hell
In an effort to accommodate the growing Twin Cities population, Metro Transit has announced plans…