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All of Minneapolis Man’s Friends Coincidentally Busy the Night of His Improv 101 Showcase
MINNEAPOLIS, MN. – In a unlikely turn of events, every single one of local man…
New State Auditor Excited to Do Whatever A State Auditor Does
After winning her election on November 6th, Julie Blaha is looking forward to serving as…
Opinion: I Oppose the Saint Paul Minimum Wage, Because My Brother Works at Denny’s and He’s an Asshole
Recently Saint Paul Mayor Melvin Carter signed into law a minimum wage ordinance that will…
Twin Cities Archdiocese to Reintroduce Selling of Indulgences to Pay For Large Abuse Settlement
Following the approval of a $210 million dollar settlement to the victims of sexual abuse…
Local Woman Splurges, Buys Second Cheapest Wine on Buffalo Wild Wings Menu
WOODBURY — In celebration of completing a hard week at work, local woman Beth McCormick…
Five Witchcraft Activities to Give You Any Feeling Of Control Over Your Life
Let’s face it, ladies: this tense political climate is rough. Even with the “Me, Too”…
Starbucks’ Decision to Phase Out Plastic Straws Forces Employees to Begin Killing Sea Turtles By Hand
LOS BARRILES, MEXICO — Following an announcement that Starbucks plans to eliminate plastic drinking straws…
‘I Am a Hero’ Thinks MN Man After Doing Bare Minimum Civic Duty
BLOOMINGTON — After doing all that was asked of him by voting in the Midterm…
Coworker Makes ‘Winter is Coming’ Joke for Fifth Time Today
ST. LOUIS PARK — Upon hearing someone complain about the cold November weather, your coworker…
Iowa Rep. Steve King Wondering How He Can Be Racist When You Are All The Racists
In a press conference earlier this week, Iowa Representative Steve King responded to the accusations…
Recently Widowed Minnesotan Overwhelmed by Pile of Tater Tot Hotdishes
Two months since the death of her husband, Maureen Mcdonald is now coming face to…