How to Make Homemade Lefse as Cold, Dry and Bland as Your Lockdown Lovelife
Like many other single folks, it’s possible that you’ve felt the cold sting of loneliness…
The Nordly Officially Bans Donald J Trump From Looking At Its Website
After much consideration, we have decided to ban Donald John Trump from viewing our refreshing…
Irresponsible Man Blows $600 on Rent Instead of 50 Mouthwatering Appetizer Sampler Plates From Applebees
Coon Rapids resident Sam Davenport, 29, unwisely blew his entire $600 stimulus check on rent…
Minnesota Shatters Record for Most Dads Walking on Frozen Lake, Simultaneously Joking About Walking on Water Like Jesus
MINNEAPOLIS — Members of outdoor wintertime association Minnesota Dads Jokes Association, or more popularly known…
Tim Walz Calls On National Guard To Keep People Away From Olive Garden
MINNETONKA — Governor Tim Walz has adjusted COVID restaurant restrictions, opening bars and restaurants to…
Sad!: Duluth Man Just Now Perfected His Trump Impression
Talk about bad timing! After four years of diligent practice, Duluth dental assistant Leo Macdonald,…
Covid’s Mental Health Toll: 1 in 4 Millennials Report Having Thoughts of Kissing the Sexy Green M&M in Last Six Months
A study released this week from the Pew Research Center has shed new light on…