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Area Gopher Sees Its Shadow, Signifying Six More Weeks of Freshman Breakup Season

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Metro Transit Planning Parade To Commemorate Sheriff Hutchinson’s DWI Crash

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Yes! Common Roots Cafe Owner’s Dissolution of Former Workers’ Union, Jobs Left No Carbon Footprint

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One of the Good Ones: Vadnais Heights Uncles Now Refers to Women as Girls Instead of Females

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Fox News: Minneapolis Murder Rate Climbed 18% Lower in 2022

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Jensen, Oz Open Private Quacktice

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Pathetic Satire Writers Ask You for Money

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Local Teens Can’t Wait To Take Shit Too Far at Valleyscare

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Local Woman Achieves Perfect Balance of Depression and Anxiety in Order to Deep Clean Apartment

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Duluth Officials Claiming They Have the Secret Wu Tang Album but You Can Only Listen to It if You Promise to Stay Forever

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Ally Alert! This White Man Knows Almost Three Facts About Dakota Culture

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Minneapolis resident Alex Wardell, 24, a white man, calls himself an ally but unlike some,…

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Lavender Magazine Beacon of LGBTQ+ Community (Except for Tiny Little Full Page Ad for Scott Jensen)

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Scott Jensen Personally Vouches for the Efficacy of Ivermectin in Treating COVID-19, Erectile Dysfunction, Gaping Butthole Syndrome

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Speaking at a campaign event Tuesday, Republican gubernatorial candidate Scott Jensen doubled down on his…

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Jensen, Oz Open Private Quacktice

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Following months of speculation, Minnesota Gubernatorial candidate Dr. Scott Jensen and Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dr….

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Leaf Peeping Ranked Worst-Named Tourist Activity

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Suave Minnesotan Spy Orders Martini Shaken Not Stirred, Unless That’s Too Much of a Hassle, He’s Fine With Whatever

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BREAKING: Mom’s Going Through a Turnip Phase Right Now

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Twin Cities Marathon Ranked Among Hardest Ways To Earn a T-shirt.

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Pathetic Satire Writers Ask You for Money

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A local group of nerds who write satirical articles about the Upper Midwest are asking…

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Plymouth Teacher’s Enthusiasm Already Depleted by Travis

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Following a relaxing and rejuvenating summer, Plymouth middle school teacher Sarah Schroeder entered the school-year…

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Trylon Cinema ‘Ironically’ Starts Showing Movies Everyone Wants To See

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Following the success of “Nic Cage, National Treasure,” the Trylon Cinema in south Minneapolis has decided…

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Historic Climate Change Bill Successfully Reburies Minnesota Under Massive Glacier

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ST. PAUL — With congress allotting $373 billion to help fight the climate crisis, many…

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State Fair Budget Cuts Force Giant Slide To Charge Additional Fee Halfway Down

5 months ago Brian Matuszak

ST. PAUL — The Minnesota State Fair opened this week to excited crowds eager to…

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Opinion: Why My Goat, Malzibog, Devourer of Souls, Harbinger of Eternal Damnation, Deserves a Blue Ribbon at This Year’s Fair

5 months ago Morgan Gray

ST. PAUL — As the mere mortal judges of Minnesota animal husbandry begin their annual…

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Biden Debt Relief Plan Forgives Cost of One Sandwich at Macalester

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Minnesota State Fair To Take Strict COVID Precautions by Opening One Hour Later

6 months ago Brian Matuszak
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Opinion: I Went to a Twins Game and They Won So I Want My Money Back

6 months ago Jay Kistler

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