Duluth Dad Prepares for Annual Unveiling of the White Legs
DULUTH — As Duluth transitions to the heat of summer, local dads are preparing with…
Sad: Jesse Ventura Keeps Calling The Capital To Ask If Its Too Late To Change His Official Portrait To One Done By A Chimp He Saw On YouTube
Well this is kinda sad. Apparently, a very desperate sounding Jesse Ventura has called the…
Glow Up! This Sidewalk Is Now A Big Ass Hole!!
MINNEAPOLIS — Watch where you’re stepping cuz there’s a new big ass hole in town….
Eden Prairie Brother Discovers Thai Restaurant That Actually Opened 15 Years Ago
EDEN PRAIRIE — As more and more Minnesotans are starting to dine out again, many…
Minnesota Celeb Watch: The Tornado From ‘A Serious Man’ And The Woodchipper From ‘Fargo’ Were Just Spotted Canoodling
It looks like love is in the air! And that air is spinning at upwards…
Nature Is Healing: White Dudes In Boat Shoes Are Returning to the Surly Taproom
ST. PAUL — As the world continues to struggle with the effects of climate change,…
New Research Suggests Minnesota’s First Governor Henry Sibley Led Double Life As The World Champion Of A Sport Called “Competitive Pants Wetting”
ST. PAUL — Newly published research from a team of historians at the University of…
OPINION: I’m Fully Vaccinated, And I Will Keep Wearing A Mask To Disguise The Horrible Facial Burns I Sustained in a Mysterious Opera House Fire
Governor Walz has lifted the state-wide mask mandate after the CDC announced last week that…
Dad Ceremoniously Opens Mahogany Box Holding Leather Sandals As First Day of Grilling Season Approaches
APPLE VALLEY — Now that the weather is consistently above 70 degrees, local dad Dan…