Report: Distance Learning Could Be Depriving Fifth Graders Of Learning From A Kid Named Trevor That Sex Is When A Man Pees Into A Lady’s Butt
A startling new report from the Institute of Education Sciences has found that online schooling…
Devastating: Cousin Finds Gold Egg With $50 And Spends It On TikToker Merch
The egg hunt was going great. Your family was vigorously sprinting and crawling around in…
Unlikely Animal Friendship: This Cow Is Friends With Another Cow That Totally Sucks
Awww. Now, this is sure to brighten your day. A cow in Albert Lea is…
Jacob Frey Unveils New Brutalist Interactive Art Piece Intitled ‘Please Vote For Me Again Or Else’ Near The Government Center
MINNEAPOLIS — Minneapolis is a city known for it’s love of the arts and Left\liberal…
Yes! This New Powderhorn Restaurant Will Serve All Organic, Locally Sourced Variations of Mush
MINNEAPOLIS — Good news, Minneapolis foodies! There’s a new restaurant opening in Powderhorn called Turning…
Ok?: This Cloquet Man Really Cares About This British Royal Family For Some Reason
Huh. This one’s weird. Dan Schmidt, a grown adult man who manages an auto parts…
Woman Just Gonna Go To The Chaska Kohl’s! That’s It! She’s Just Gonna Go, And It’s Gonna Be Fine!
CHASKA — Rita Sanderson of Victoria is just gonna go to the Chaska Kohl’s, and…
Three Unique Places on the Minneapolis Stone Arch Bridge to Get Engaged
MINNEAPOLIS — If you’re reading this, you’re ready to take the next big step in…
Realistic! Police Robot Programmed to Roll Away if You Try to Report a Sexual Assault
The Minnesota Department of Public Safety announced this week that they’ve developed the newest technology…
Strong, Resolute Jacob Frey Demands Minneapolis Police Union Let Him Go To Bed An Hour Later Tonight
MINNEAPOLIS — Radiating fortitude and tenacity, Mayor Jacob Frey took a bold stance today by…