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You Just Got Hunk’d: Paul Bunyan Officially Inaugurated Into Himbo Hall of Fame

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Minnesota “Drag Race” Contestant Inspires People To Also Leave The State For A While

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Statewide Ban on Asking ‘How Are You?’ To Go Into Effect Friday at Midnight

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Correction: Frey Is Running “From” Mayoral Responsibilities; Not “For”

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Mike Lindell Ends Affair With Jane Krakowski After 30 Rock Pulls Blackface Episodes

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Cornhole Tournament To Determine Who Gets First Dibs on COVID Vaccine

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Oh Shit! City Council Is Gonna Maybe Do the Thing They Said They Might Do Eventually

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‘A Second Lockdown Will Ruin My Social Life!’ Says Woman Who Is the Reason We Need a Second Lockdown

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Walz’s Covid Lockdown Measures Ensure Safety, You Won’t Run Into People From High School, Before Thanksgiving

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Heartbreaking: This Republican State Representative Got Stuck in Traffic and Missed the Insurrection :(

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Angry Protestors Outside Minnesota Capitol Demand To Pet The Gold Horsies

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Apple Valley Man Trying to Shop Local Has Two Options

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Duluth Man Fined For Ice Fishing While Sober

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How to Make Homemade Lefse as Cold, Dry and Bland as Your Lockdown Lovelife

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Like many other single folks, it’s possible that you’ve felt the cold sting of loneliness…

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Hagedorn Begs D.C Gas Station Employees To ‘Move Forward For The Good Of The Nation’ After Absolutely Destroying Restroom

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The Nordly Officially Bans Donald J Trump From Looking At Its Website

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After much consideration, we have decided to ban Donald John Trump from viewing our refreshing…

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Sexy! New COVID Variant has British Accent

2 weeks ago Aron Woldeslassie
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Winter Joggers Trying To Prove Something, Apparently

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Irresponsible Man Blows $600 on Rent Instead of 50 Mouthwatering Appetizer Sampler Plates From Applebees

2 weeks ago Tyler Martindale

Coon Rapids resident Sam Davenport, 29, unwisely blew his entire $600 stimulus check on rent…

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Minnesota Shatters Record for Most Dads Walking on Frozen Lake, Simultaneously Joking About Walking on Water Like Jesus

2 weeks ago Bianca Nkwonta

MINNEAPOLIS — Members of outdoor wintertime association Minnesota Dads Jokes Association, or more popularly known…

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Tim Walz Calls On National Guard To Keep People Away From Olive Garden

2 weeks ago Devohn Bland

MINNETONKA — Governor Tim Walz has adjusted COVID restaurant restrictions, opening bars and restaurants to…

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Sad!: Duluth Man Just Now Perfected His Trump Impression

2 weeks ago Tyler Martindale

Talk about bad timing! After four years of diligent practice, Duluth dental assistant Leo Macdonald,…

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Minnesota’s 2021 Minimum Wage to Increase 8 Cents, Plus a Free Waterless Temporary Tattoo

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Minnesota Timberwolves Ask The Minnesota Timberwolves Not to Fuck This Up for Them Again This Season

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National Study Finds Duluth Residents Least Likely to Pronounce ‘Bagel’ Correctly

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Covid’s Mental Health Toll: 1 in 4 Millennials Report Having Thoughts of Kissing the Sexy Green M&M in Last Six Months

3 weeks ago Tyler Martindale

A study released this week from the Pew Research Center has shed new light on…

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New Year, New Me, Says Woman Who Will Continue to Send Marriage Proposal Tiktoks to Non-Committal Boyfriend

3 weeks ago Bianca Nkwonta

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