Representative Jason Lewis Laments no Longer Being Allowed to Refer to Women as Property
In a recently unearthed recording, Minnesota Congressman Jason Lewis can be heard expounding at length…
U of M Student Rails Against Gentrification From Luxury Student Condo in Dinkytown
DINKYTOWN — Citing research from several publications he couldn’t remember off the top of his…
Ope! Minnesotan Man Didn’t See Ya There
ST. LOUIS PARK — Laughing awkwardly, shuffling his feet, and avoiding eye contact, local man…
Local Mom Reports That Salad Dressing Has ‘A Little Bit of a Kick To It’
MAPLE GROVE — After painstakingly skimming off the red and black tortilla strips because they…
“The America I Know Would Never Put People in Camps!” Says St. Paul Man Minutes from Historic Fort Snelling
SAINT PAUL — Local resident Roger Greer, 35, discussed detainment asylum seekers at the U.S/Mexico border…
NFL TRAINING CAMP: Zimmer, Vikings Devising New Ways to Fuck Everything Up
In a recent press conference, Vikings Head Coach Mike Zimmer told reporters about some of…
MLB: Twins Petition MLB to Add 5th Base
In a conference call with Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred and league executives, Twins…