Skip to content
The Nordly

The Nordly

Satire du Nord

The Nordly

The Nordly

  • Home
  • About
  • Shop
  • Write For Us
  • Support Us
  • Nordly’s Wall of Stars
  • Uncategorized

Como Botanical Garden Forced To Euthanize Rose Bush That Scratched Child

2 months ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Desperate New Angie Craig Ad Claims Peggy Flanagan A Servant Of Slenderman

2 months ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Mike Lindell Steps Down As MyPillow’s Grand Wizard

2 months ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Local Actress Not Even Hot Enough To Be in Horror Movie Made by Teen in Anoka

2 months ago Catherine Hansen
  • Uncategorized

Trump Revokes North Dakota’s Statehood, Demotes It to Rectangle

2 months ago Daniel Freborg
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

1 year ago Daniel Freborg
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

1 year ago Daniel Freborg
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

1 year ago Tyler Martindale
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

2 years ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Total Dick Move: Bloomington House Decked Out for Halloween Doesn’t Even Leave Out Bowl of Candy

11 months ago Cory Busse
  • Uncategorized

5 Year Old Dressed as Snowflake for Halloween Tired of Hearing About Blizzard of ‘91

11 months ago M'Berg
  • Uncategorized

Sever’s Corn Maze Scarecrows Vote to Authorize Strike

11 months ago Casey Marble
  • Uncategorized

‘Scariest Haunted House’ Mistakenly Awarded to Hoarder House in West St. Paul

11 months ago Sam L Landman
  • Uncategorized

Target Executive Encourages 225 Employees He Just Laid Off Over Zoom to Join Him in a Skol Chant in Gratitude of Their Service

11 months ago Morgan Gray
  • Uncategorized

Trump Pretty Sure Minnesota Twins Had Racist Name They Should Revert To

11 months ago Daniel Freborg
  • Uncategorized

After All These Years, Local Man’s Austin Powers Costume Finally Pays for Itself

11 months ago Sam L Landman
  • Uncategorized

Minneapolis Woman’s Love of Halloween About to Become Everyone’s Problem

11 months ago Morgan Gray
  • Uncategorized

Trump Places 100% Tariff on All Candy from Halloweentown

11 months ago Jeredon Kuehn
  • Uncategorized

First Infinity Scarf Has Been Sighted in Duluth, Signaling the Beginning of Fall

11 months ago Morgan Gray
  • Uncategorized

Oh No! Napheesa Collier Let Her Lynx Teammates Down By Being So Fucking Cool

11 months ago Morgan Gray
  • Uncategorized

RFK Jr. Announces Only Way to Cure Autism is By Becoming One With Brain Worm Hive Mind

11 months ago Casey Marble
  • Uncategorized

ICE Debuts Pumpkin Spice Pepper Spray for Fall

12 months ago Eric Chandler
  • Uncategorized

Turkey Returns to Carlson School of Management To Start MBA

12 months ago David Steen
  • Uncategorized

ValleyScare Advertises More Jump Scares and Less Actual Fear of Actual Violence and Personal Injury

12 months ago Cory Busse
  • Uncategorized

Groomsmen Miss Wedding After Being Trapped in Kwik Trip Car Wash Line

12 months ago Kari McMartin
  • Uncategorized

Conservatives Do Not Condone This Kind of Violence But Other Forms of Violence Are Still Alright

12 months ago Morgan Gray
  • Uncategorized

Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing Americans to Say One Nice Thing About Charlie Kirk

1 year ago Casey Marble

Posts navigation

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 … 103 Next

Featured

  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

1 year ago Casey Marble
  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

1 year ago Daniel Freborg
  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

1 year ago Rachel Reyes
  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

2 years ago Morgan Gray
  • Featured
  • News

An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

2 years ago Rachel Reyes

You may have missed

  • Uncategorized

Como Botanical Garden Forced To Euthanize Rose Bush That Scratched Child

2 months ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Desperate New Angie Craig Ad Claims Peggy Flanagan A Servant Of Slenderman

2 months ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Mike Lindell Steps Down As MyPillow’s Grand Wizard

2 months ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Local Actress Not Even Hot Enough To Be in Horror Movie Made by Teen in Anoka

2 months ago Catherine Hansen
  • Uncategorized

Trump Revokes North Dakota’s Statehood, Demotes It to Rectangle

2 months ago Daniel Freborg
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
© Copyright 2025 The Nordly