Skip to content
The Nordly

The Nordly

Satire du Nord

The Nordly

The Nordly

  • Home
  • About
  • Shop
  • Write For Us
  • Support Us
  • Nordly’s Wall of Stars
  • Uncategorized

Foot Dies In Its Sleep

3 days ago Daniel Freborg
  • Uncategorized

Children’s Theater Announces That It Has Changed It’s Spring Musical to “Les Miserable Jr.”

3 days ago Katie Wilson
  • Uncategorized

‘Less Tongue!’: Trump Issues Executive Order on Proper Way for Tom Emmer to Kiss His Ass

3 days ago Brian Matuszak
  • Uncategorized

‘We Needed This Hail’ Say Roofing Scammers Simultaneously

3 days ago Rick Baustian
  • Uncategorized

‘God Dammit, I Just Sat Down For Chrissakes!’ Report Nation’s Dads

3 days ago Daniel Freborg
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

9 months ago Daniel Freborg
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

10 months ago Daniel Freborg
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

10 months ago Tyler Martindale
  • Editor's Choice
  • Uncategorized

Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

1 year ago Tyler Martindale
  • News

Entire Emergency Room Filled With Police Officers Who’ve Had Erections For Last Two Weeks

1 year ago Tyler Martindale
  • News
  • Politics
  • Twin Cities

Tim Walz Cheers Self Up By Single-handedly Burning Minneapolis To Ground Again

1 year ago Tyler Martindale
  • Politics

Tim Walz Regrets Sharing Sacred Hotdish Recipe for Nothing

1 year ago David Brennan
  • News

Apple Valley Denny’s Braces for Theater Club’s Arrival After They All See Wicked Together

1 year ago Katie Wilson
  • News
  • Politics

Heartbreaking Study Finds Harris Would’ve Won If Walz Was Just 15% Folksier

1 year ago Tyler Martindale
  • Uncategorized

Gov. Walz Offers to Help Trump Move Into White House

1 year ago Casey Marble
  • Uncategorized

South Minneapolis Couple Vows to Emigrate from “Fascist Capitalist Hellscape” by Moving to Another, More Northern “Fascist Capitalist Hellscape”

1 year ago Morgan Gray
  • Uncategorized

Pohlads List Twins for Sale on Craigslist

1 year ago Cory Busse
  • Uncategorized

During Recent Minneapolis Visit, Republican VP Candidate JD Vance Spends Uncomfortable Amount of Time at Becker Furniture

1 year ago Brian Matuszak
  • Uncategorized

Help! I Did the Math, and I Was Conceived During the 1991 Halloween Blizzard

1 year ago Katie Wilson

MINNEAPOLIS — Nothing scares me more than this time of year, and no, it’s not…

  • Uncategorized

Cannon Falls Man Rescued From Last Year’s Corn Maze, Says He Would Do It Again

2 years ago Nick Mayhew
  • Uncategorized

Something New for Your Uncle to be Weird About: Minnesota Now Has a Professional Women’s Hockey Team

2 years ago Morgan Gray
  • Uncategorized

Saint Cloud Mayor: ‘We’re Making Saint Cloud Into Megalopolis’

2 years ago Tyler Martindale

SAINT CLOUD — Nearly vibrating with enthusiasm, Saint Cloud mayor Dave Kleis announced in an…

  • Uncategorized

Governor Walz Patiently Holding Door Open While Waiting For J.D. Vance To Arrive At Debate

2 years ago Casey Marble
  • Uncategorized

Meet the New Bombshells in the Love Island MSP Airport Terminal 1 Villa

2 years ago Bianca Nkwonta

Inspired by Peacock’s record breaking reality show ‘Love Island’ and by summer travelers trapped in…

  • Uncategorized

Zoo’s New Treetop Trail Attracts Record Crowds, Confirms Minnesotans Will Do Anything for a Good View

2 years ago August Trometer
  • Uncategorized

Vikings Coaches Confident New Qb Sam Darnold Can Disappoint Fans Just as Capably as Kirk Cousins

2 years ago Brian Matuszak
  • Uncategorized

Report: Students Aren’t Getting as Many Bookmarks with Animals Skateboarding on Them Anymore

2 years ago Morgan Gray

Posts navigation

Previous 1 … 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 … 101 Next

Featured

  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

Dinkytown McDonalds Happy Meal Toy Just Some Freshman’s Fake ID

8 months ago Casey Marble
  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

Office Employee Unsure if This Is One of Those Presentations Where You Clap at the End

9 months ago Daniel Freborg
  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

‘I’m Just Afraid of Commitment,’ Says Chaska Woman Who Has Used the Same Password for Everything Since Middle School

10 months ago Rachel Reyes
  • Featured
  • Uncategorized

Anoka Woman’s “Clean Girl Aesthetic” Doesn’t Apply To Mysteriously Stained, Never-been-washed Winter Coat

1 year ago Morgan Gray
  • Featured
  • News

An Incredible Journey: Woman Travels to Parents’ House in Anoka Just to Use Printer

1 year ago Rachel Reyes

You may have missed

  • Uncategorized

Foot Dies In Its Sleep

3 days ago Daniel Freborg
  • Uncategorized

Children’s Theater Announces That It Has Changed It’s Spring Musical to “Les Miserable Jr.”

3 days ago Katie Wilson
  • Uncategorized

‘Less Tongue!’: Trump Issues Executive Order on Proper Way for Tom Emmer to Kiss His Ass

3 days ago Brian Matuszak
  • Uncategorized

‘We Needed This Hail’ Say Roofing Scammers Simultaneously

3 days ago Rick Baustian
  • Uncategorized

‘God Dammit, I Just Sat Down For Chrissakes!’ Report Nation’s Dads

3 days ago Daniel Freborg
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
© Copyright 2025 The Nordly