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Walz Campaign Unable To Find Anyone Creepy Enough To Stand in for J.D. Vance During Debate Rehearsal

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Walz Announces He’s Joining IDF To Boost Resume

Tim Walz Celebrates VP Pick With Trip To Menard’s Candy Aisle

Minnesota Tops U.S. In Renewable Energy by Converting Vikings Fans’ Rage Into Power: Turbines Now Run on Pure Disappointment

New State Flag Gives MN Residents New Topic To Discuss Until Winter Comes

God Unleashes Torrential Downpours to End Drought, but Also To Shut up Minnesota Dads Who Keep Saying How Much We Need the Rain

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