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Foot Dies In Its Sleep

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Children’s Theater Announces That It Has Changed It’s Spring Musical to “Les Miserable Jr.”

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‘Less Tongue!’: Trump Issues Executive Order on Proper Way for Tom Emmer to Kiss His Ass

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‘God Dammit, I Just Sat Down For Chrissakes!’ Report Nation’s Dads

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Report: You Don’t Know Just How Badly Hopkins Man Needs this Barcade Golf Simulator

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HOPKINS – In the back of the West metro barcade Sip & Swish lies the…

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Jacob Frey Begs Intern to Film His Crowd Work at Sisyphus Brewing After ‘Wfh Losers’ Joke Goes Viral

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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Mill City Museum Nominated for Best Place To Sneak off to the Bathroom and Get High During Eighth-Grade Field Trips

2 years ago Rachel Reyes

MINNEAPOLIS—For the second year in a row, the Mill City Museum has been nominated as…

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Woodbury Man Wants To Clarify That He Works for Target, Not at Target

2 years ago Rachel Reyes

WOODBURY—Last week at his golf buddy’s housewarming party, Ryan Anderson of Woodbury interrupted the woman…

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As Temperatures Reach Upper 30s, Guy Who Always Wears Shorts in Winter Breathes Sigh of Relief

2 years ago Rachel Reyes
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Great News! Due to Lack of Snow, MN Snowplow ‘Taylor Drift’ Will Be Able To Attend the Super Bowl

2 years ago Laura Hild
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Timothée Chalamet Visits Iron Range to Research Bob Dylan, Mine for Extra Name Vowels

2 years ago Brian Matuszak
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Not All Bad News: Justice Dept. Finds MPD was Racist but also Found Local Man’s Earbuds Case

2 years ago Matthew Schneeman
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New MN Infrastructure Plan Allocates Millions to Maintain, Rebuild Already Existing Pot Holes

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ST. PAUL — Governor Tim Walz signed a new bipartisan infrastructure bill today that sets…

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To Simulate Winter, St. Paul Winter Carnival to Hand Out Ice Packs to Attendees

2 years ago Nate Wong
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Breaking: Shakopee Man Who Resolved To Quit Alcohol on New Year’s Decides To Wait Until Lent Instead

2 years ago Rachel Reyes
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MN State Fair Personalized Bench Program Ends with Last Two Ordered by Ben Dover, Pat Myaz

2 years ago Nate Wong
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4 Dead, 18 Critically Injured Trying To Replicate U of M Dance Team’s Spin Spin Aerial Spin Spin Spin Combo

2 years ago Nate Wong
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Unsung Heroes: Meet the Minneapolis Roommates Who Always Put the Toilet Paper Roll on the Right Way

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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North Loop Man Terrified After Jacob Frey Debuts New Mustache: “It Doesn’t Look Like Mine Does It?”

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New Hope Woman Ironically Has No Hope in 2024

2 years ago Brian Matuszak

NEW HOPE — With the calendar flipping to January, many Minnesotans are gathering positive thoughts…

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MSP to Debut Lounge for Dads Who Arrive Eight Hours Early for Their Flights

2 years ago Morgan Gray
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New Years Vikings Game Reportedly First Time Kirk Cousins Went Shirtless Since Baptism

2 years ago Morgan Gray

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