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Heartbreaking Study Finds Harris Would’ve Won If Walz Was Just 15% Folksier

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Gov. Walz Offers to Help Trump Move Into White House

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Pohlads List Twins for Sale on Craigslist

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During Recent Minneapolis Visit, Republican VP Candidate JD Vance Spends Uncomfortable Amount of Time at Becker Furniture

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Cannon Falls Man Rescued From Last Year’s Corn Maze, Says He Would Do It Again

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Something New for Your Uncle to be Weird About: Minnesota Now Has a Professional Women’s Hockey Team

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Saint Cloud Mayor: ‘We’re Making Saint Cloud Into Megalopolis’

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SAINT CLOUD — Nearly vibrating with enthusiasm, Saint Cloud mayor Dave Kleis announced in an…

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Report: Students Aren’t Getting as Many Bookmarks with Animals Skateboarding on Them Anymore

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Idiot Minnesota Sports Fan Simultaneously Destroys Twins and Vikings Seasons by Expressing Teensy Bit of Joy

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