Shakopee Woman Fears Her Best Friend Joined Cult After Christmas Card Reveals She Married Into a “Matching Jammie Family”
SHAKOPEE — The winter holiday season means family traditions, cookies, and cards, but Tiffany Sampson,…
Minnesota’s Polite Black Friday Shoppers Politely Ignore Each Other in Aisle Standoff
Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes, 10,000 Nice People, and 10,000 Awkward Aisle Encounters. A recent…
Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum Commemorates Anniversary of Edmund Fitzgerald by Scuttling Entire Ship in Lake Superior
TWO HARBORS — In honor of the 48th anniversary of the infamous sinking of the…
Report: Apple Orchard Way Better on Mushrooms
Scientists at the Grand Marais Center for Autumnal Whimsy have discovered that the average citizen’s…
Goldilocks (R-Edina) Claims Walz Rebate Checks “Too Small”, Free School Lunch Program “Too Big”, Hypocritical Yammering “Just Right”
ST. PAUL — Rebate checks of $260 for individuals and $520 for married couples are…
New Mayo Clinic Study Warns Against Rubbing Eyes Too Hard, Unless You Are Actually “Super, Duper Sleepy”
ROCHESTER–Researchers at the Mayo Clinic recently published a study confirming that you shouldn’t be rubbing…