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Como Botanical Garden Forced To Euthanize Rose Bush That Scratched Child

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Desperate New Angie Craig Ad Claims Peggy Flanagan A Servant Of Slenderman

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Mike Lindell Steps Down As MyPillow’s Grand Wizard

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Local Actress Not Even Hot Enough To Be in Horror Movie Made by Teen in Anoka

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Trump Revokes North Dakota’s Statehood, Demotes It to Rectangle

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Shakopee Woman Fears Her Best Friend Joined Cult After Christmas Card Reveals She Married Into a “Matching Jammie Family”

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SHAKOPEE — The winter holiday season means family traditions, cookies, and cards, but Tiffany Sampson,…

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Wow! This St. Thomas Grad Who’d Call Campus Security When He Smelled Weed in His Dorm Is Now “Disrupting” the Cannabis Industry!

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Dean Phillips Will Not Seek Re-Election, Wants to Focus On Losing Presidency

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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St. Paul Man Groans While Digging Out Humidifier Like a 1800’s Fur Trader Nailing Windows Shut Before Blizzard

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman
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Minnesota’s Polite Black Friday Shoppers Politely Ignore Each Other in Aisle Standoff

3 years ago Eric Broker

Minnesota, Land of 10,000 Lakes, 10,000 Nice People, and 10,000 Awkward Aisle Encounters. A recent…

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Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum Commemorates Anniversary of Edmund Fitzgerald by Scuttling Entire Ship in Lake Superior

3 years ago Casey Marble

TWO HARBORS — In honor of the 48th anniversary of the infamous sinking of the…

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After Weed Victory MN Considers Legalizing Alcohol but It Seems Dangerous, Unhealthy, and Wait… Nevermind

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman
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Report: The St. Paul Peanuts Statues Come Alive at Night to Bareknuckle Box Each Other

3 years ago Morgan Gray
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Report: Apple Orchard Way Better on Mushrooms

3 years ago Phil Kolas

Scientists at the Grand Marais Center for Autumnal Whimsy have discovered that the average citizen’s…

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Mayor Frey’s Athletic Shorts “Accidentally” Fly Up Over Open Manhole a la Marilyn Monroe in Wake of Recent Fraud Allegations

3 years ago Morgan Gray
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Mayor Frey Rented Out Abandoned 3rd Precinct to Spirit Halloween

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Twins File Complaint of Unfair Requirement of More Than One Win to Advance in Playoffs

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Kirk Cousins Celebrated His Prime Time Victory by Dipping a Hot Dog Into a Glass of Warm Milk

3 years ago Morgan Gray
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Goldilocks (R-Edina) Claims Walz Rebate Checks “Too Small”, Free School Lunch Program “Too Big”, Hypocritical Yammering “Just Right”

3 years ago Brian Matuszak

ST. PAUL — Rebate checks of $260 for individuals and $520 for married couples are…

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New Mayo Clinic Study Warns Against Rubbing Eyes Too Hard, Unless You Are Actually “Super, Duper Sleepy”

3 years ago Morgan Gray

ROCHESTER–Researchers at the Mayo Clinic recently published a study confirming that you shouldn’t be rubbing…

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To Save Time, Twins Win Division Title, Then Sweep Themselves From Playoffs

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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State Cannabis Director Resigns Amid Reports She Sold Cannabis

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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Lake Cabin Redecorated With Bold “Woods” Theme

3 years ago Rick Baustian

BRAINERD—Brainerd lakeside cabin owner Christina Carlsbad announced this week that the interior redesign she has…

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