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Foot Dies In Its Sleep

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Children’s Theater Announces That It Has Changed It’s Spring Musical to “Les Miserable Jr.”

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‘Less Tongue!’: Trump Issues Executive Order on Proper Way for Tom Emmer to Kiss His Ass

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‘We Needed This Hail’ Say Roofing Scammers Simultaneously

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‘God Dammit, I Just Sat Down For Chrissakes!’ Report Nation’s Dads

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Report: Cold Spot in the Lake Now Warm Spot

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BEMIDJI—Local swimmer and dad, Tim Johnson, is pleased to report a dramatic change in water…

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Taylor Swift Performed at U.S. Bank Stadium, Gave up Two Interceptions in the Fourth Quarter

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Vikings Fan Confused by People Actually Excited To Watch Something at U.S. Bank Stadium

3 years ago Rick Baustian
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Governor’s Construction Season Opener To Be Held in Duluth Pothole

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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‘Who? He’s Our Governor?’ North Dakota Resident Responded When Told of Doug Burgum’s Presidential Candidacy

3 years ago John Youker
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Jacob Frey’s Team Gives Him Nintendo Switch To Keep Him From Posting on Juneteenth

3 years ago Anna Larranaga
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Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, & Minnesota Twins Partner up for “Summer Tour of No Hits”

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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Awful Twin Cities Air Quality Issues Traced to Taco Bell in Brooklyn Park

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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New Chanhassen Breakfast Theatre Announces 6 Am Performances of “Death of a Salesman”

3 years ago Tyler Martindale
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Opinion: If You Can’t Do the Time, Don’t Commit a Nonviolent Offense Due to Poverty

3 years ago Jonathan Gershberg
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Cargill Posts Highest Ever Revenue, Human Sacrifices to Date

3 years ago Morgan Gray
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Target Bravely Supports LGBTQ+ Community by Placing Pride Products in Back Storeroom Closet

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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Not To Be Outdone by Prince Memorial Highway, Hibbing Names Long, Meandering Road After Bob Dylan

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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Walz Claims Contact High After Signing Bill Legalizing Recreational Marijuana in MN

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New High-Tech Display Screens at Target Field Allow Fans to Fully Experience Every Home Run Crushed Against Emilio Pagán

3 years ago Brian Matuszak
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Based on Mandible Size, Paul Bunyan Was Likely a Scavenger

3 years ago Jason Dahl

MINNEAPOLIS — In an exclusive interview, Dr. Gordon Paxton, Professor of Paleontology at the University…

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Minnesota DNR Confirms That at Least 44% Of the Loons Falling From the Sky Are “Doing It for Attention”

3 years ago Morgan Gray
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Deep Pothole Reveals Dumb-Ass Historic Cobblestone Road

3 years ago Matthew Schneeman

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