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All of Family’s Heirlooms From Fleet Farm

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Governor Walz in Heated Road Rage Confrontation, Calls Other Driver ‘Weird’

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Tina Smith Takes Job as Cream Corn Lobbyist

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ICE Deploys Imperial Star Destroyer To Deport Single Minneapolis Restaurant Worker

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Majority Of Blaine Couple’s Fights Over Trying To Remember What Store New Store Used To Be

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Walz Claims Contact High After Signing Bill Legalizing Recreational Marijuana in MN

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New High-Tech Display Screens at Target Field Allow Fans to Fully Experience Every Home Run Crushed Against Emilio Pagán

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Based on Mandible Size, Paul Bunyan Was Likely a Scavenger

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MINNEAPOLIS — In an exclusive interview, Dr. Gordon Paxton, Professor of Paleontology at the University…

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Minnesota DNR Confirms That at Least 44% Of the Loons Falling From the Sky Are “Doing It for Attention”

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Deep Pothole Reveals Dumb-Ass Historic Cobblestone Road

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New Minnesota Zoo Treetop Trail Lets You See Animals Doin’ It From Above

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Hermantown Boys Honor Mom by Letting Her Drive Them to Mother’s Day Hockey Tournament

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HERMANTOWN — Mother’s Day is nearly here and children around the state are figuring out…

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Local Robin Pissed That Spring Is So Fucking Late

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Pus-Drooling Demon Emerges From Depths of Hellscape Minneapolis Pothole for Promposal

3 years ago Brian Matuszak

MINNEAPOLIS — Downtown Minneapolis was transformed from a nightmarish hellscape of pockmarked streets into a…

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New Report Shows DNR Released 400,000 Gallons of Radioactive Water in Monticello To Restore Ninja Turtle Population

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Rogue Mayo Clinic Doctor Hands Out Coronas to Patients for ‘Cinco de Drinko’

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Move Over Firefighters: MnDOT Releases Pothole Repair Crew Calendars

3 years ago Carolyn Summer

Minnesota’s sexiest employees can now grace the pages of your monthly calendar. The Minnesota Department…

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The Sunken Edmund Fitzgerald Pours One Out in Honor of the Passing of Gordon Lightfoot

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DNR: Record Flooding in Pothole Season Set To Add 10,000 Additional Lakes

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Uptown Developers Announce Partnership With Mother Nature To Create More Desirable Three-Bedroom Sinkholes

3 years ago Brian Matuszak

MINNEAPOLIS — Local developers Brandon Smith and Blake Johnson were in a tight spot. The…

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He Is Risen! A Baby Jesus from the Nativity Scene Resurfaces as Snow Melts

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It’s the Home Opener! Minnesota Twins Already Fifteen Games Back

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Uptown Theater Staff Not Surprised Popcorn Still Good After 2 Years

3 years ago John Youker

MINNEAPOLIS–Staff at the Uptown Theater, which reopens this week after shutting down two years ago…

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